A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; --Ecclesiastes 3:4 ...
Yesterday was precisely three years to the day since Hurricane Katrina unleashed her merciless fury on New Orleans and other parts of the south, and the first levee failed ... adding insult to injury, this monumental storm was then followed by Hurricane Rita ... also yesterday, Hurricane Gustav began bearing down on the Gulf Coast with it's own designs set on destruction ... I decided to write something as a reminder of that awful time in America's history, so I began a bit of research to refresh my memory as to the facts of those tragic days ... my intentions were to revisit some of the more horrendous occurrences which accompanied Hurricane Katrin

a, including the mismanagement of evacuations before the storm's arrival, the tardy response by FEMA as to relief and recovery efforts afterward and events pertaining to the personal and human aspects of this disaster ... I had quite a story all ready to post, but one atrocious, unspeakable incident kept dominating my thoughts until I found myself just sitting there in the stillness ... mind gone blank ... tears streaming down my face ... I felt so sad ... so empty ... so inadequate ... then anger ... anger I'm not quite sure where to direct ... so I discarded my contrived and well-thought-out story ... and am left with the following ... I apologize for the unpleasantness ... there's neither baseball banter, nor any mention of Lamar's endless mishaps ... just the cold, stark reality of one of America's darkest days ... a time to mourn ...
As Katrina marched forward, folks who were capable of escaping the coming waves of destruction had either done so, or were rapidly in the process of fleeing to safer grounds ... weather forecasters and

disaster preparedness officials had for decades warned those who held the responsibilities of evacuating citizens from these areas of the immense challenges associated with the type of logistic endeavor a major storm such as Katrina would entail if it were to ever strike, and that most likely it would strike sometime in the future ... many folks were completely dependent on others as it related to their individual safety and well-being, their very existence ...
Within the dark halls of St. Rita's Nursing Home, located in St. Bernard Parish, enfeebled residents sat there in wheelchairs or lay in beds unaware of the approaching danger, and completely dependent on those who had been entrusted with their total safety and care, their very existence ... three other similar facilities in that area had long before been evacuated ... however, for whatever reason, supposedly monetary concerns, owners Salvador and Mabel Mangano refused to evacuate St. Rita's until, and unless, they were

mandatorily forced to do so by local, government officials ... tragically that order never came ...
I could never imagine the sheer terror and suffering those dear, helpless people experienced as that deadly water began pouring unimpeded into their rooms ... scientists are still analyzing why St. Bernard flooded so severely. The best guess is that the parish was hit with a storm surge from Lake Borgne, which is open to the Gulf of Mexico, and the breaching of three of the four levees that protect the parish from the sea.
"We were like in a sinking ship," said Gene Alonzo, a retired fisherman who stayed at St. Rita's to be with his disabled brother, Carlos, a resident.
"I never did see water come up like that." Within 20 minutes, the water inside rose almost to the ceiling an

d nearly three dozen residents were drowning, some in their beds. Alonzo recalls the floodwater flowing from the direction of the lake, a few miles north of St. Rita's ...
Trishka Stevens, Jodi Hanson's grandmother, said that when the water burst into the building, it cascaded through air-conditioning vents
"like Niagra Falls." Stevens, 75, who had not walked in five years, was in her bed in Room 407 as water rose around her.
"It was up to my chin," she said. In the pandemonium that followed, nurses and aides waded and then swam through the halls, unhooking the straps that held the wheelchair-bound upright and pushing them onto mattresses. They then shoved the mattresses outside so the evacuees could be taken to higher ground by boat. Alonzo, 55, said he put his 52-year-old brother onto a mattress, then grabbed Carlos' roommate, Harold Kurz. Alonzo recounts the frantic effort by nurses and others to save as many as

possible:
"You can't get out a door, so they're kicking out windows to float the residents out on mattresses to put them on the roof. In every room, people were hollering. They were screaming like somebody was murdering them (and) ... for God to help them. It was a horror scene." ... a time to mourn ...
Stevens was saved by Steve Snyder, 29, an offshore oil rig worker who had motored past St. Rita's in a boat while fleeing his own flooded house nearby. By then, Snyder said, rescuers at St. Rita's were chopping holes in the roof to pull out residents who were floating just below the ceiling. Snyder added that he and his brother-in-law swam from room to room, searching for survivors. They gave up, he said, when
"we just didn't hear no more screaming, no more people calling for help." ... a time to mourn ...

No, I'm not sure where to direct my anger, but one thing is for certain, I never imagined that a scene such as that described above would ever happen in America ... never in America ... but it did ... in addition to folks sitting on rooftops and bridges, and beneath ov

erpasses for days waiting on someone to help them ... no water ... no food ... no medical care ... no shelter ... nothing ... an absolute disgrace and shame ... dead, bloated bodies openly lying on public streets and propped up in chairs for days ... our elected leaders failed us from the local level all the way up to the White House where the fellow resides that calls himself
"the decider" ... shame on them all ... no, we can't depend on government for everything, but can we rely on those who have supposedly asked for positions of responsibility where America's public safety hinges on their actions, or lack thereof? ... it's their job, it's their duty, they're obligated to do better ... had St. Rita's made any attempt whatsoever to evacuate those unfortunate people from that deathtrap, one nine-passenger van for a 100-bed facility was hardly a sufficient or realistic evacuation plan ...

It appears that things are moving much better as far evacuation and preparedness is concerned with the impending threat of Hurricane Gustav's projected arrival ... let's hope so ... let's make damn sure that never again in America will 35 helpless people be discovered abandoned and drowned in their beds, for any reason ... never again in America will dozens of helpless people need to escape drowning by floating on mattresses covered with plastic ... never again in America will we see the dead lying in the streets and byways like common garbage for days on end ... never again in America will we see people sitting for days on end waiting for someone to offer them a helping hand ... a blanket ... a sandwich ... or a drink of clean water ... God bless those few courageous souls who risked their own lives to save those who could not save themselves ... a crown of righteousness awaits them ... for others, disgrace ... a time to mourn ...
--sja
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Your having so written and so posted, is special, ... special indeed!
When do you sleep?
As an aside, my apologies for any who may have been inconvenienced or confused by the alert ... it had nothing to do with post ... the template calls external javascript files and style sheets that I wrote for my earlier post ... and I was debugging a script file written a few days back ... couldn't get it to work so I cloned the one written for the earlier post and modified it in an effort to find my current errors ... forgetting it was of the same name ... and the old barbershop template called it instead of the written for it.
Clear? Clear ... as mud ...
It's been changed ... again apologies!
I truly liked the post, mon ami, means a lot ... for two reasons ... one of which I think you know, and one which you may not ...
Back when Tropical Storm Lily was approaching New Orleans ... Carol, Robbie and I were there ... Carol and I flew and stayed at the Sheridan, Robbie drove and stayed at a very old, French Quarter Hotel but spent most all of his time with us ... Carol was attending meetings and speaking at an NAIC (National Association of Insurance Commissioners) Conference ... and we were there for a week ... or that was the plan.
It's a long story but as the wind continued to increase to the point that the doors on shops were wide open and the streets were empty except for the stuff blowing round ... we got out of Dodge, not because we so wanted ... the meetings had been canceled and we had been requested to leave, if at all possible ... and since Robbie had driven, it was.
He checked out of this hotel and came back to get us ... took a bit over and hour ... we got gas and joined the parade of cars traveling slower than you could walk ... so if the storm hit as expected, we would have no place to hide ... I knew we should have stayed!!
Oh, before going back to his hotel, Robbie ran across to the casino and played one hand of blackjack with his earlier winnings ... it was good ... taught him a lesson he won't soon forget!
The storm missed New Orleans ... changed course just so it could track us down, methinks. We found a cheap hotel ... stayed there for about two hours ... the noises from the storm kept us awake ... except for Robbie who was out like a light ... though he has always otherwise claimed.
I can't see well at night so Carol drove the van and we stayed ahead of the storm ... and eventually out of harms way.
That was close enough for me ... though the storm was but a fraction of the other two, it too would have really done a number on New Orleans, had it not changed course.
Carol and her folks rode out several such storms ... living in Brownsville and South Padre, back in the day ... I was in Homestead during one ... and seen the devastation up close and personal, albeit after the fact ... in Florida, and on South Padre.
The Katrina Experience was horrible ... and will be long remembered by me, not for the destruction caused by its winds and the flooding ... but for the people ... the very good, the very bad, and the very ugly.
From tragedies to miracles ... stories of great courage ... looters, parasites migrating to other locations, great industry by folks rebuilding their homes and their lives, folks helping out .... from heart wrenching to heartwarming ... it's all there and she won't be quickly forgotten ...
Do you remember folks responding to the searching questions of the media ... how often did we hear "Well, the Bush Administration is responsible ... the government has got to do something to stop those hurricanes" and variations thereof?
And the media's take on the looters "well, they're just trying to survive" ... as the screen showed TV's and electronic equipment being hauled away ...
Oh, the humanity ... unbelievable! ... goodness!
SJA... You are right in your assessment. Of course, there was plenty of blame to go around. Katrina was an example of what could be described as what happens when insecure fools are put in charge and they are more afraid of losing face than losing lives...
There will still be some foolish people who believe they can stare down the wrath of God but I will shed no tears for those foolish souls...
Well, the police refusing to earn their pay and enter harm's way when duty called ... For me, some of the most disturbing and memorable images of looting was live news footage showing individuals pushing loaded display cases out of the department stores and down the street ... just trying to survive.
And a man being debased and chastised as a looter by the media for having taken bottles of purified water from a grocery store to give to his children.
The conduct of the politicians as well as the finger pointing is also an image, not to be soon forgotten ... remindful of Joe Biden's castigation of Giuliani's conduct during the 9/11 tragedy.
And yet, many of those whose conduct strongly suggested woeful ineptness, if not flagrant duty abuse and/or dereliction ... remain on the job ... or in office, reelected on the basis of their performance.
Laisser les bons temps rouler! Heah comes Gustav! Bring it on, baby! I have a box of cigars, an Eveready flashlight and a good Cajun woman. Her name is Betty Jean Broussard-Prejean and she is making gator tails and lemon pies for dinner. We will ride out this storm but tomorrow I will spit in the face of Mister Gustav and ride the flood waters as far as they will take me. Then I will return, triumphant, sorting lobsters from the crawfish, plucking chickens, drinking strong coffee, and making etouffee. C'est bon!
I am a Whig, I heard you are a Whig-friendly blog. I do not know if the Whigs will ever return to power but if they do, this blog could become a dominant blog. How many bloggers do you have now? Imagine adding all the Whigs to that and think of what you will have! Sometimes Whigs are excitable and sometimes they just sit around smoking cigars. I am a Whig that likes to express myself and I look forward to blogging here with all you other Whigs and with our Whig candidate for President, Baby Seal. We can all get behind Baby Seal. Good luck, Baby Seal.
Hello all. This is Carol, Bob's other half. As Bob has said, I grew up along the gulf coast of Texas. We knew that about every 20 years or so we would get "blasted to bits" by a hurricane. We also knew about personal responsibility. You are responsible for your own safety. You are responsible for keeping informed and alert. The next level of responsibility is your local government and then your state government. Does the federal government have a role -- yes, but your local government is first. You have a personal responsibility to be sure that your local government is prepared (as it can be) for natural disasters. If it isn't, then vote folks into office that will pay attention to what needs to be done.
Katrina did show the best and worst in people and government. We all learned a great deal. Some of this has been put into use and other things (such as rebuilding the wetlands south of New Orleans) are still being implemented. There hasn't even been time to complete repairs of the levies.
I was glad to see so many people (this time) understanding that they had to evacuate. I am also glad that the government was able to help them. When I was growing up -- you were on your own.
When we were in New Orleans years back and Lili was headed straight towards the city, my husband and Robbie wanted to stay and "experience" a hurricane. We were on a upper floor of the Sheraton facing the Mississippi river. Yup, what fun that would have been. I was the one who got us "out of Dodge". Even though Lili changed course at the last minute and didn't hit New Orleans, it was the right decision.
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ANd SomeBudy iS PoSting liKE JimmY SmIth oN anOtheR blOG, exCepT noT aS sMarT. I tHInk JimmY SmITh caN geT ElECted iF alL blOggERs wiLL heLp. SHouLd caRRy ArKanSas witH WaLteR's heLp.
I now have a new name ... "my husband, the idiot". Actually, it's an old family name.
She may be a Whig ... but, she wore a bowler when Chemo caused her to lose her hair.
I can attest to the fact that you can be both ... a bowler and a Whig.
Bob, at least she has an excuse for becoming folliclely challenged. I on the other hand have heredity to blame...
A new slogan... Don't wear the wig, be the Whig....
"hair in a can" for all bloggers that need it and will vote for jimmy smith! "hard to get" voters should fall all over this one. imagine a full head of hair again! almost better than going to the barbershop (have to be careful saying that here with sja running sja's own shop) . . . right out of a can. yes, hair in a can will fix the bald spot that so many bloggers must deal with daily. must vote for whig jimmy smith to claim a can of hair in a can. let jimmy smith know.
From "Her Idiot Husband" ... she has promised to respond to Baby Seal after doing some research on the Whigs to see if they fit her ... a good fit is very important.
As a History and Political Science major, she's concerned with what she recalls as the attitude of the party that the Congress is more important than the President.
I explained that come parties get rather wild, especially those where they're drinking cheap whiskey, and folks are liable to say most anything at those parties ... but that nobody in their right mind would ever so think ... especially if Jimmy Smith were the President!
Of course, those in their left mind just might!
I never liked to memorize anything ... especially formulae ... preferring to develop them instead.
Interestingly, most folks memorized the Quadratic Formula in high school algebra but quickly forgot while I never consciously so did, but remember it to this day.
Folks get dependent on formulae ... I call it conventional wisdom ... in life, in their politic ... in baseball.
Hyperactive Leo was a "formula" pitching coach ... Bobby Cox, a "formula" manager ... both among the very best ... they memorized those formulae very well.
The problem, methinks, is that it's hard to solve a cubic using the Quadratic Formula.
hair in a can is going fast! what are these bloggers doing on a haircut blog?? still, a can of hair in a can in exchange for a vote for whig jimmy smith is a good deal for all. caution: keep the can moving when applying hair in a can to avoid ugly buildup. always shake the can before use. clean the nozzle after spraying. after applying, stay off the sofa. use double pillow cases for a few nights. do not go out in the rain. jimmy smith would not advise combing hair from hair in a can. most important: do not sit under a lamp!
vote for jimmy smith, whig. jimmy smith is jimmy smith and jimmy smith approves this message.
Whoa! That was some hurricane! I did as promised - I lashed myself to the clothesline post and rode out the storm. Then, after the storm passed, I got into my john boat and rode around the parish picking up stray gators. I ate nothing but raw eggs during the storm and chased 'em with strong coffee made in a pot that has never been washed. Tonight, a carnival and etouffee!
Thank God the storm was not what was predicted!!!
Hearing Gov. Bobby Jindal talk the last few days, wow....he's smarter than Obama, and McCain combined!
He might be the first minority prez if Obama doesn't win....
Sorry I missed Bob's better half! Though Bob's half isn't half bad! ;)
what's this about the braves adding jorge julio to the team? more j-j pitching? jair, jo jo, and jorge. wjat is jappening jere? jimmy smith does not approve of so many j-j pitchers. don't forget jorge campillo, julian tavares, and jelmer dressens. almost j-j pitchers, but not quite. the same, only different. wjat the jeck is going on here?
Wow, interesting bloggers here now. I will definitely cast my vote for the Whig Jimmy Smith! But save the hair in a can for someone else-I could use some Cheese in a can, though.
I too remember Katrina's impact. Jennifer had a good friend in the Metarie area when Katrina hit. Her abusive husband was busy in the Army and wouldn't help her evacuate, so we went down there and helped her move out. Her husband showed up then and acted like everything was great. Anyway, we got her moved out of her mildew infested apartment and into a trailer. But I have to tell ya'll (noted Arkansas vocabulary word) that I have never seen such utter devastation.
May I sermonize for a moment? People often ask, "Where is God?" when something like this happens. The only comfort I can offer is that though this evil world functions incorrectly because of sin, God promises His personal comfort now and He promises one day to make all things new (Rev. 21:4-6).
4(A) He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and(B) death shall be no more,(C) neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away."
And he who was seated on the throne said, "Behold, I am making all things new." Also he said, "Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true." And he said to me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To the thirsty I will give from the spring of the water of life without payment."
God is going to right the wrongs of this fallen world one day, so take comfort in it!
Jumping Jehoshaphat Jimmy Smith, that post was just joyful....
A gator swam by here awhile ago and I tied him to the front porch. I think he'll discourage looters. I sprayed him with some camouflage spray paint so he won't be seen and a little hair in a can just in case someone does see him. A looter could move in real close before seeing him. Somebody could mistake him for a doggie with that hairy appearance. But this in no doggie, no siree, this is no doggie. A good gator can chew up a looter and spit out the air jordans and not even scratch the shoes. I am gonna get me some of them air jordans tonight. Then, we will all have etouffee, crawfish, and steaming hot Luzianne coffee with chicory.
Oh, hot pepper! I think the gator got him one! I have never heard such screaming! There was quite a commotion out there on the porch and I am pretty sure I heard some air jordans hit the screen door. I will venture out there as soon as I finish this etouffee and hot coffee. I think there may be a stereo on the front steps and maybe a laptop computer, too. Guess that looter left some stuff laying down out there before he tried to unlatch the front door. That's when the hairy doggie took exception. My, but that is a big doggie.
Would anyone care for some crawfish and some steaming hot coffee served in a rusty can that had fishing worms in it earlier in the day?
Are J-players like P-players, only different?
When your hot your hot ... and when your knot, your knot ... gone, but not forgotten ... Jerry Reed!
Berigan, what a nice thing to say, methinks ... Bob's half and his better half are sorry to have missed you too ...
BRaKinG NewS!
Chipper Jones injured in batting practice
gooD thIng ChiPPer didn'T haVe to gO tO waR. GooD thIng ChipPEr haS neVEr bEEn seAl cluBBed. ChIPPer can't taKE a liCk. IF ChIpper wAs a TiMEx hE couLd noT tAke a Lickin' and KEep on tiCKin'. HoW doEs hE geT huRt in BatTing PracTice? IsN't he SuPPOsed tO be a HoSs? ThErE iS a BattINg titLE at StaKE. I juST haD a fuNNy thougHT . . . WhO iS piTChing toNight?
ImpOrTanT! I haVe pOSted aN exCluSive phOto oF CHippEr's kneeS aND thE pRobLEm aREa iS CirCLed in REd. I dID nOT knOW he Has kNObbY KNeEs.
oh, the humanity! is journalist the only one watching this ballgame? this is some ugly baseball.
Are we headed for another one run road loss?
Say it ain't so, Joe ...
That's baseball ... it'll all even out ...
Do you think Bobby really believes that? Maybe it the reason he hasn't retired ...
Jimmy, some of us for whom home games are blacked out because we're only 5 hours away from the Ted ... get Cincinnati when they're on the road.
Boss, methinks that was quite an email!!
Oh, hot pepper! I have 3 pair of Air Jordans on the porch this morning! I also have a laptop, a stereo, a few I-pods, and what appears to be a police radio scanner. I am going to fix a big pot of steaming hot coffee with chicory and drink it from a gasoline can. With that coffee I will enjoy more etouffee and a nice beignet.
BRAkinG NeWs!!
I geT a CY YounG VOTE thiS YeaR! YeS, I geT to voTE tHis YeaR foR tHE CY YouNG aWarD. I fEEl liKE a ReaL CollumisT noW. I maY hAve tHE onLY voTE in ToWn, not Sure. SombuDy losT hiS voTe buT I caN unDerStanD whY iT wouLD bE beTTER tO leT me voTe thAn hiM. WHo wouLD yoU taKE home, a BeeT wRiteR or a piNNiped?
I wAs reLieVed wHen theY said SaRah PaLIn iS a mOOSe kiLLer anD heR huSbanD uSEd to driNk and Her daUghTer iS eXpeCting, I waS afRaid thEy wEre goIng to Say She haD a bEEt wRiteR in thE faMIly.
Well, methinks jimmy smith should legally change his name from "jimmy smith" to j s ... especially if this is to be a right in cam pain ... write on! Write own brother, can you spare a dime?
How can you vote for someone who selects a known plagiarist to be his second in command and next in line to lead the country? Would you vote for a plagiarist? Maybe for assistant sanitation engineer ... maybe.
How can you vote for someone who selects a woman who brings the personal family baggage, name recognition and credentials of a Paladin ... I mean Palin, to be his second in command and next in line to lead the country? Would you vote for her? Maybe for assistant sanitation engineer ... or maybe Governor of Arkansas ... Bill Clinton was and he had the personal baggage too, only we didn't then know it.
The saddest thing may just be that our candidates have selected what they consider to be their best choices ... methinks that's a sad commentary on our store of prospects to lead the country ... from our population of 300 million ... and perhaps a sadder commentary on the judgment of the candidates themselves.
Seriously, I can see no excuse whatsoever for a reform candidate to select a known plagiarist driven by political agenda ... a prostitution of the first order, methinks.
I really know nothing about the Governor or her personal situation ... but, regardless of that situation ... or of one's attitudes relative thereto, ... for a candidate to align himself, either candidate, with someone carrying known controversial baggage is inane at best ... downright dumb if you ask me ... and we don't need no dummys in the house of white ... no siree j s!
Time for a hot tub and a nap so as to avoid the DL ... my mini-fridge ... used to keep cokes cold froze up solid last night and I had to move it outside on the patio ... the little freezer compartment was solid ice ... and my hernia and I aren't on speaking terms ... though it's making enough noise for the both of us ... tain't funny McGee!
"I put a lot of the responsibility on the starters, because we've been leaving the games too many times before the fifth inning," Campillo said ... neither is that!
I have just finished a big bowl of etuffee and some steaming hot coffee with chicory served in an old 30w oil can. The oil gives it body. I let the gator loose awhile ago but you can still see its photo on the front page of this blog. That was one talented gator! I think the looters won't be back since we have garnered a reputation of sorts with the hairy gator on the porch. I am going back to work tomorrow and I am preparing some steaming hot coffee with chicory for my thermos bottle. The little shards of glass inside make it thrilling to drink the steaming hot coffee with chicory straight from the bottle. I hope everyone has a great night and I wish all of you pleasant dreams (best if you don't drink too much steaming hot coffee with chicory before bed).
There is not enough blogging on this blog. Every blogger here needs a cup of steaming hot coffee with chicory. Steeming hot coffee with chicory would keep you all alert and ready to blog. I am drinking some steaming hot coffee with chicory from a discarded, rusty hubcap I found on the ground. It goes down well with hardly a taste of rust. Steaming hot coffee with chicory will renew that hubcap and make me feel revitalized. I recommend you try a cup of steaming hot coffee with chicory and see if it won't increase your activity on this blog. caution: could increase your bathroom activity, too.
BraKinG NeWS!
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JessE JaCKSon hoSpiTAliZed iN ChCagO
PaNDa Cub DoinG wEll
I Am coNfuSEd noW.
Well, Ah do admiah Sarah Palain and Ah do plan to vote foah heh even though she is not a Democrat. Ah think us guhls should stick togetha. Ah would nevah have voted for Hillarah though. Hillarah does not shave undah heh ahms and she is not feminah. Ah think Sarah Palain is vera feminah. So is Joe Biden but that is anotha storah.
Ah remembah when Ah was leadin' a campaign foah mammagrams and Ah asked Fuhst Ladah Hillarah to undago a mammagram and she was reluctant to do so. But Ah insisted. Suah enough when it came heh time to snuggle up to the mammagram machine, that machine sighed and buhped, and died right theah. Ah think that machine was grossed out but Ah am not suah that was it - it bein' a machine and all.
That is not the onlah reason Ah would nevah vote for Hillarah but that is a good one. Ah favuh Sarah Palain because she is feminah and likes a moose sandwich now and then. When Ah was a guhl back in Amehicus Ah would sometimes crave a moose sandwich. That is anotha reason Ah fell in love with Jimma, because he enjoahed a good moose sandwich, too.
Mis' Lillian alwahs enjoahed a moose sandwich in heh eahlah yeahs but theah towahd the end moose meat gave Mis' Lillian some tehible gas. Ya' did not want to be in a room with Mis' Lillian when she was into the moose meat. Ah remembah heh favahrite was the moose melt pattah. Some people would sah a moose pattah is disgustin' and Ah agree. A distinction must alwahs be made between moose pattah and moose melt pattah - two entiahlah diffuhunt things.
Ah am off now to watch the convention with the Commanduh. Ah must go get dressed lahk Sarah Palain and Jimma is gonna be the moose.
what a mess
The Commanduh got his antluhs tangled in the chandaleah. Spahks stahted to flah and the Secret Suhvice boahs came runnin' in . . . the Commanduh was knocked sillah.
Moah latuh.
commentary from award winning journalist jimmy smith.
from: Inside Pitch
"Third baseman Chipper Jones was back in the lineup Thursday, the swelling in his right knee having gone down and no new fluid developing. But one must wonder what crosses his mind when he takes his place at third and looks around at his teammates. Does he feel marooned, the only veteran presence in the field?"
Despite a lingering head cold, Jones had to smile. “My patience,” he said, “has gone way up this year. In years past I would have blown a gasket a time or two. I’ve had to bite my tongue.”
hmmm... a lingering head cold and now biting of the tongue.
and how much time would chipper miss with a blown uh, gasket?
uh, chipper needs to just play ball and not uh, talk.
and will this new tongue injury be a problem for the rest of the season? first player to go on the d.l. with a tongue issue?
"chipper jones tweaked a tongue today and is going on the d.l."
"jones bites tongue, breaks hammock bone, pulls hammy, strains quad, catches a cold, and . . . no! not a toe, too."
two toes? or more? could be a rumor. not sure.
good that this team has veteran leadership like chipper jones.
Sorry, Jimmy Smith, but I can't have you on my show. I am not against Whigs but I am very much for Barack Obama for President and I don't think having a good looking Whig on the show will be helpful to Barack. Better luck next election. Your Friend, Oprah
stinky blogging with stinky . . . oh, the humanity! journalist has turned into stinky! say it ain't so, bob. say it ain't so.
Rain has come to the homestead... Just in time to cancel out the race tonight. The governor is on TV to reassure us that Virginia is ready... Besides the President is still in DC to make sure the Feds are ready... Uh.. but then again the RNC is over so he might think it is safe to leave town...
And talking about politics too, sorry JJS, no mention of the Whigs.. Of course Tim could use a wig himself... Just my opinion... :-)
Methinks the Boss got locked out of his own shop ... gremlins at work ... could it be that the shop is under attack for supporting a Whig?
Bob, a cyber attack against a fringe party by a bunch of pointy headed type is not beyond the pale...
AnoTher BirtHDaY!
Giant panda Mei Lan celebrates her second birthday
By JEFFRY SCOTT
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Sunday, September 07, 2008
It was her birthday, and 2-year-old Zoo Atlanta giant panda Mei Lan was the perfect expression of adorable royalty on all fours Saturday. It was before noon and she was asleep.
The world, meantime, was doing its job, gathering around her pen to adore her for just being who she is — a young, out-of-work, bamboo-eating machine that is endangered in the wild and impossibly cute in captivity.
tHis beaTS reaDing aboUt hoW thE BraVEs loSt bECause a bALL bouNCed ovEr the FeNCe.
ReMEMber thIS naME, LaNGErhAns. BRAves KillEr.
Whither Mekeys? ...
Thither Mekeys! ...
Whither BOB? ...
breaing news!
bobby cox bobblehead night is coming up! that's right, bobby cox bobbleheads will soon be available.
this journalist has some questions . . . will this bobblehead have fingers?
that's all for now, just need to know if the bobblehead will have fingers.
and, in babesball . . . if the braves lost yesterday because a ball bounced over a wall (as a beet writer says) if the braves win today will it be because a fly ball was lost in the sun in centerfield? journalist suspects not.
and who saw chipper giving signs? uh, pretty good. and touching elbows and chin hair and wrists and such . . . could that cause injury? and time on the d.l.?
and corky is back! jo jo and corky, the match this journalist always talked about!
and the atlanta falcons are winning! tech, georgia, and the falcons (so far) and the braves are 62-81. oh, the humanity! the worm has turned!
and will the worm bobble?
more from award winning journalist jimmy smith later.
"Whither BOB?" ... methinks BOB has whithered away ... but not because of the Hot Tub today.
Man, I'm tired ... and after a good night's sleep too ... maybe that's the reason, maybe.
Well, I'll bet Frenchy makes some folks happy most every game ... at least when he comes to bat with men on base and less than two outs during the opponent's "double play" inning.
Braves Win! Braves Win! Braves Win!
Oops, that was 1992 ...
Well, let's win it in 11!!
I have never seen such an ugly baseball game as I saw today. I had just brewed a big pot of steaming hot coffee with chicory and was drinking it from a discarded 12v battery casing when I realized that the Braves are no longer a very good baseball team. All this talk about the great Braves organization seems a bit dated now that we have not had a pennant in so long and not even a little division sign. Watching the players not be able to get down a bunt or move a runner over or bring a run in from 3rd base made me question the manager and coaches a bit. And did you see McCann trying to bunt? Oh, well, at least I was able to enjoy some steaming hot coffee with chicory.
bobby lee... looks like Ike is going to give you the old brushback on its way to Houston...
Gil, if Ike brushes by this Cajun I will be ready. I have made several pots of etouffee and steaming hot coffee with chicory. I will lash myself to the clothesline post and face down Ike much as I did Gustav. Right now, I am enjoying a beignet and some steaming hot coffee drunk from an old Eveready flashlight casing.
Commentary from Bobby Lee Bujeau Prejean: Please don't call #7 Frenchy anymore. Did you see how he played yesterday? My old gator could put a ball in play with that many chances.
My son, Chicory Lee Bujeau Prejean, says that he is going to face the storm with only a small rope lashed around his waist and tied to a porch railing. Of course, he will have plenty of steaming hot coffee with chicory to help maintain his stamina and his courage. It is a wonderfully refreshing and versatile drink. Right now, I am enjoying some steaming hot coffee with chicory from an old band-aid plastic strips tin I found in the bushes after Gustav.
from the ajc:
King Tut tickets on sale Tuesday
now, jimmy smith wonders . . . will king tut be singing? dancing? is this the real king tut?
or, is this a rapper named king tut? lots of rappers in the ajc.
and what does a king tut ticket cost? and what does king tut do with the money?
and will the official seal of king tut remain or does baby seal have a chance at becoming the official seal of king tut?
more king tut news when it becomes available. hard to get much king tut news from the ajc with so few journalists working there now. not sure who the king tut beet writer is but can hazard a guess.
and where would one go to buy a king tut ticket? lottery? ticketmaster? braves ticket office (not very busy these days could handle king tut tickets, too)?
and is there a future for francoeur on the king tut tour? could be looking for work soon.
and what is a tut, anyway?
tut tut ...
Long, tough day at Vandy...
... and whither the Boss?
Well thanks to Bob I finally got my stolen keys to the shop back ... time to repair the damage caused by the burglar ...
SJA, if you are having burglar problems I have a solution for you! I rent my ol' gator out and that gator is a great deterrent to crime. He will make it possible for you to avoid burglary loss and have a complete wardrobe of high-dollar shoes. Welcome back to the blog and now sit back and relax and enjoy some steaming hot coffee with chicory.
Thanks bobby lee! ...
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