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Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Dirty Edge ...

Baseball's policy for testing positive: First violation: Mandatory random testing. Second violation: 25-game suspension. Third violation: 80-game suspension. Fourth violation: Commissioner's option, with lifetime ban subject to arbitral review. Steroids, right? ... No, we will save that subject for another day ... I am referring to "greenies" ... "beans" ... "speed" ... amphetamines ... synthesized drugs that stimulate the central nervous system and can create physical and psychological dependencies when overused or misused. Generally utilized to treat hyperactivity in children(and some big league ball players), narcolepsy and attention deficit disorder, and also used as an appetite suppressant. "Speed" is the common street name for amphetamines, which were eventually called "greenies" because of their green color ... already banned? ... old news? ... banned yes ... but not really old news ... I'll tell you why (in my opinion) I believe amphetamines (or rather the absence thereof) is possibly as efficacious in today's game as it was in the years before it's banishment by MLB in 2005 ... The law according to the federal Controlled Substance Act of 1970 included amphetamine as a Schedule III drug that has "a potential for abuse that may lead to moderate or low physical dependence or high psychological dependence." Penalties for violation of the act can range from up to one year in prison, to terms of 20 years to life and fines of up to $2 million for continual criminal activity ... "Speed" was developed during World War II to assist defense workers and armed forces personnel in the prevention of fatigue. Subsequently, amphetamines found their way into the civilian population and became prevalent in baseball as expansion complicated team travel and schedules. Unless otherwise obtained by prescription, amphetamines had been made illegal by 1970, but it was too late for baseball, "greenies" were everywhere in the game. Many players relied on amphetamines to deal with the hardships associated with cross-country air travel, three-hour day games followed by three-hour night games, a 162-game regular season crammed into 182 days and lifestyles that often involved partying 'till sunup ...
According to former major-league left-hander Bill "Spaceman" Lee, he wrote in his book The Wrong Stuff, "Amphetamines were not being used for kicks, they were being used to sober up ... to get the pulse going on the morning after the night before." It was so rare for a player to go without help from chemistry by not using amphetamines, that he was said to be "naked". Every team had a full assortment of "beans" in the dugout, so it was to be expected that your team would also be made up of a number of "speed freaks". Former Boston Red Sox left-hander David Wells wrote in his book Perfect I'm not: Boomer on Beer, Brawls, Backaches and Baseball, "Those little buggers will open your eyes, sharpen your focus and get your blood moving on demand over and over again. I won't ever object to a sleepy-eyed infielder beaning up to help me win." ... The greatest players in the game did "greenies". All-time hits leader Pete Rose said in a Playboy interview that he had used them . Even more surprising to me, was the fact that Hall of Famers Willie Stargell and Willie Mays were described as amphetamine providers during the Pittsburgh drug trials of the 1980's. Good teams did "greenies". It was said during sworn testimony that World Series winners such as the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates and 1980 Philadelphia Phillies were to have been loaded with amphetamine users. John Milner testified that the legend Willie Mays had allegedly gave him the "red juice" when they were with the NewYork Mets, "I don't know what kind of speed it was, but it kept your eyes open," said Milner ... According to Dr. Charles Yesalis, a professor of health and human development at Penn State University, amphetamines and steroids have had markedly differing impacts on the game of baseball. Steroids generally enhance players' overall performance, while "greenies" enable players to simply get on the field and play at their expected level game after game. "It's the whole 'Chicks dig the long ball' thing ... balls going over the fences and records being broken," Dr. Yesalis said. "From a business standpoint, you could argue that anabolic steroids have a far greater effect than amphetamines." ... he added that what makes amphetamines so damaging is their threat to players' mental and physical health. Amphetamine users often get into a dangerous cycle in which they must use barbiturates such as alcohol to come down from the high of "greenies". If given the choice between taking steroids or taking amphetamines, he would choose steroids because amphetamines "can stone-cold kill you." ... Rangers trainer Jamie Reed, who was also group president of the Professional Baseball Athletic Trainers Association, said his organization had agreed with medical experts such as Dr. Yesalis, and pushed for the ban. Reed acknowledged that athletic trainers have had to battle amphetamine use as being an accepted practice. His group has attempted to educate players on the dangers of amphetamines, but he is not so naive as to believe that there is now complete abstinence. The Rangers have made their employee-assistance program available to players who have difficulty dealing with the high psychological dependence that is associated with amphetamine use. Other baseball clubs have taken similar steps. MLB Commissioner Bud Selig said he was stunned by what athletic trainers had told him about the use of amphetamines, subsequently, their input is what prompted him to push for the ban ... Dr. Yesalis believes that ultimately there will be more mental problems than physical problems. He also believes that some players are convinced that they cannot perform adequately without the help of amphetamines. "As with any drug, the physical addiction is never as bad as the mental addiction," Dr. Yesalis said. "If a guy is partying too much, and can't get his "beans", it is relatively safe to say his play will be diminished." ... San Diego closer Trevor Hoffman said, "Coffee sales will be up." ... Former manager of the San Francisco Giants Felipe Alou said, "It will be a lot more relaxed." ... "No more playing three weeks in a row," said New York Yankees right-hander Mike Mussina ... "Greenies" are gone ... or at least they are supposed to be gone as part of Major League Baseball's latest drug policy. Without those jars full of little green pick-me-ups readily available in dugouts and clubhouses, much of the steam appears to have escaped from many of baseball's previously high-energy and spirited players. Play on the field has become indolent and lackluster, more pop-ups are dropping in front of outfielders, more grounders are skipping past infielders and fewer batters are going all-out as they blatantly amble to first base ... starters seem to be unable to effectively pitch deep into games, and complete games are nearly unheard-of these days ... relievers are apparently becoming fatigued and grossly ineffective far too early in the season ... catchers can't seem to catch ... closers can't seem to close ... and many teams are having terrible outcomes when playing on the road ... it's not unusual for a player who took a red-eye charter the night before a game to nod off half way through the game the following day ... players have found it very difficult to adjust to performing at the big league level without their treasured "beans" ... The most anticipated effect of the amphetamine ban was expected to be a harder time for relievers, some of whom had relied on a little extra lift after sitting idle for several hours before entering a game ... and more use of bench players ... these expectations have evidently come to pass. Anyone who plays all 162 games without the aid of amphetamines would be considered as a true 'iron man'. Los Angeles Angels manager Mike Scioscia said, "Obviously, some players have leaned on them. There has always been things that players have used." ... Trevor Hoffman, emphatic in his opposition to using any type of illegal, performance-enhancing substances to gain an edge, pointedly said, "it will be interesting to see" when considering how players will adjust to not having amphetamines. Hoffman's coffee comment was only half in jest, there are now always two pots in the clubhouse, one regular, the other high-test ... there is also the mysterious "Dominican coffee" ... a thick and sweet liquid that some players gulp down shortly before each game. Users have said the beverage heightens senses so much that they can see the inscription on the baseball from the dugout ... Thinking back on "Charlie Hustle" and his admitted revelation of amphetamine use in the Playboy interview ... Pete Rose was given the nickname "Charlie Hustle" because of his play "above and beyond the call of duty" while on the field ... even when being intentionally walked, Rose would run full speed, instead of the traditional 'walk' to first base, and was also known for his signature move, always sliding headfirst into a base ... at one time, I truly admired how hard the guy played the game ... until he was exposed for breaking the rules of baseball by betting on the game he supposedly loved ... was deemed permanently ineligible to play ... banished forever from professional baseball ... and destined to go down in history with the likes of "Shoeless" Joe Jackson ... in addition to betting on games, according to his own admission, "Charlie Hustle" apparently obtained much of that "hustle" from "greenies", as did many other great players ... I still admire Pete Rose's work ethic, but his character, to say the least, is questionable ... So here's a novel idea ... former Atlanta Braves third base coach, and current manager of the Milwaukee Brewers, Ned Yost made the following suggestion, "How about a little mental intensity? ... how about substituting some of that if you get tired? ... Let's develop it ... It's a habit of giving all that you have three hours a night." ... Players giving their all under the influence of nothing more than all-out determination ... strong will ... and total dedication to a sport they not only love, but depend on for their livelihood ... now that truly is a genuinely refreshing idea Mr. Yost ... I totally concur with your assertion ... but the search for a dirty edge continues ... and all those energy drinks and stout coffees just don't seem to be cutting it ... --sja

19 comments:

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Another outstanding post sir.. Now, on Pete Rose, I am not sure you can paint him with the "cheater" label when he was doing the same drugs as everyone else.

My personal experience with the "magic beans" was that while your eyes might be wide open, your legs still turned to jelly....

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BRaKing NewS!

Hampton tweaks groin in rehab start

Injury prone starter suffers another setback

By CARROLL ROGERS
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Published on: 07/16/08

Mike Hampton left his minor-league rehabilitation start with Class AA Mississippi on Wednesday night after only two innings, having tweaked his groin.

"He didn't want to take any chances with it," said Nick Skinner.

ThiS is onLY a twEaK not a tWisT or a tWisTed testicLe. He shOUld be alRigHt. I don'T havE a gROin buT I woULd noT wanT it tweAked. And wHO is NicK SKinnEr and wHat doeS he knOW aboUt chanCY grOIns? Too BaD for MiKE HamPtON.

Cato said...

Fine work, as always, sja . . .

It seems like we could separate the stuff players use for "intensity" from the stuff used for strength.

I think the intensity argument is a joke. One of these days, I'll carry out my threat to put a stopwatch on selected players.

In a normal ballgame, every player spends half the game sitting on a bench, except when they are at bat, which might last a minute or two 3-5 times per game.

For the other half, when they are standing around in the field, they can go long stretches without ever seeing the ball come their way. If the ball does come to them, they are supposed to catch it and then throw it somewhere.

How much intensity does all this take?

Okay, I'll cut the pitchers a little slack, but the guys who claim they need intensity enhancers to play a slow, casual game are only showing how disconnected they are from the real world.

BOB said...

Well Gil, where I went to school ... those who broke the rules were cheaters and labeled as such ... it mattered not if it were one or all who so did ... of course, we didn't have a powerful union.

We celebrated my sister's birthday this evening ... she's 21 or so she claims ... same as me!

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

JournaliSt Bob, SoMEtimEs I poSt SomEthinG hErE aND WheN i coME baCK anOtheR blOG is uP aND I poSt sOMethIng thEre and thEn I go hAve soMe whElk anD whEn I geT bacK thaT bloG is goNe aND thE oThEr bLoG is uP agAin aNd I geT coNfUSed aND foRgEt whAt I wAs blOggIng abOut wHen I poSTed tHe fiRst tiMe and soMeTimeS the seCond tIme, Too. THis mAy cOnfUse otHers, tOO. FoR inSTanCE, I reVeAled thE naME of thE mySteRY bloGGer and noW I can Find it noWhere and I haVe foRgottEn whO it is. DiD yoU sEE thAt thRow fRenChy mAde lAst nigHt? WhoA! FRenchY neeDS somE timE oFF. And Did you See WillIE haRRis? WhoA! He iS hittIng anD catchinG and RunNIng anD WhEre did he lEarN to do All thAt? I am ExPectinG a caLL froM the GreAt SEAl of The UNIted STAtes in a liTTLe while. HE is trAveLLIng wiTh oBamA this Week aND maY bE up FoR SecREtarY of sTatE iF ObaMa is elEcted. THaT meAns I cOULd be up for PreSS sEcreTary For thE DePartMent oF StAtE buT I don't KnoW if I will TaKe it siNce I aM a coLLumist here. I mAy chAnge my AvAtar agAin siNce I tYpe moStly anD don'T usE mY foUNtaIN peN alL thaT muCh. HaVE a niCe day.

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

test. tesT. AvAtAr teSt. WroNG piCtuRE aGain!

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

NoW, thaT's beTTer. I aM glAd I don'T havE to PAy to seE the BravEs. I woUld waNt my moNey bacK todAy. ThEy tooK ChiPPer out eArlY anD BoBBy waS goNE eaRly, Too. No Hittin' and No picKin' anD no grInnin' anD thEre Will bE no buLLpen wheN BoBBy is throUGh.

ThE NaTionaLS lOOk liKe the Big Red MaCHIne agAinst the Braves only not Red, more like gray. I am beTTing on 15 runs but theY onlY have 14 riGHT noW.

BOB said...

Master Seal, thanks for the "heads up" and apologies for any inconvenience.

The complaint department is closed for repairs and is scheduled to reopen on 21 September, 2009 ... but, we're aware of the potential for problems when circumstances sometimes dictate such things happening.

I too get confused and forget what I am blogging about ... first time, second time ... third time too ... but the nice thing about being forgetful is that I usually forget that I forgot.

Methinks 'bout the only thing truly important to remember is that were it not considered important to so do, it wouldn't be so done ...

Since it's always possible for comments to occasionally be missed or fall through cracks in the floor, it might be best that when folks encounter problems; have questions and/or suggestions ... they be sent to the suggestionbox@theoldbarbershop.com.

I missed the game but I see that the Nationals did indeed get that 15th run ... always nice to have more insurance!

You have to be proud of the boys ... four errors without giving up an unearned run!

later ...

journalist jimmy smith said...

when skip caray said 15 to 6 this journalist thought skip caray was giving the time - not the score! oh, the humanity! break up the nationals! this is a team with which to reckon. or maybe not. maybe only a braves killer. much like bobby cox and the no emotion baseball team. and chino and roger and terry look like old corporate board members hiding behind sunglasses. if the players have no fire is it too much to expect the coaches to have some fire and to create some emotion on the bench? how about some hot feet? roger is supposed to know how to give hot feet. maybe hot feet would make tushy run faster. oh, well, this is sad.

Cato said...

Today, in deference to traditional Chinese inscrutability, the International Olympic Committee announced that there will be no displays of emotion at this year's Beijing Olympics.

"We were looking for a model to emulate," said a spokesman, "and we chose American baseball because those players are not permitted to show anyone up. We settled on the Atlanta Braves, in particular, for their undeniable lack of passion."

Swimmers who touch the wall first may not look at the clock to get their times. This shows up the other swimmers.

A soccer player who scores a goal must walk glumly back to his position as though nothing had happened. Gymnasts who stick a perfect landing may not show glee.

Winning sprinters may not raise their fists, and high jumpers who clear the bar must look as though they are eternally constipated.

So as not to show anyone up, the platforms at the medal ceremonies will all be at the same height, and everyone, including the losers, will receive the same medal.

Continued the spokesman, "In baseball, even smiling can result in being knocked down. Baseball players are the most sensitive people on earth, and we think that's a good way to be."

The Committee did note one exception. Managers and coaches will still be permitted to waddle out to the field and make fools of themselves. It's the Braves way.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Uh, Bob... dog years, right?

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

I was wondering, who would we have to give up to get Langerhans back? Hudson? Looks like the Nats have returned Ryan back to his original batting stance, no toe tap, no flailing at down and away pitches...

And Willy (say it ain't so) Harris, Playing like an All-Star in center field. Using another commemorative bat? Even Pete Orr... After a while one must think it must be the hitting coach.

journalist jimmy smith said...

toes! first mention of toes on this blog. refreshing . . .

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BraKing NewS!

Georgia Aquarium invitation riles some conservationists


By JIM THARPE
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Published on: 07/20/08

Isla Holbox, Mexico — Georgia Aquarium officials want to hold the next international whale shark conference in Atlanta, but some conservationists bristle at the idea because the world's largest indoor aquarium exhibits the huge polka-dotted fish.

Bruce Carlson, the aquarium's chief science officer, traveled to this sweltering, gnat-infested island off the Yucatan Peninsula to invite scientists, eco-tourism officials and conservationists from around the globe who were attending the 2nd International Whale Shark Conference in a large tank here in Mexico.

WhaT diFFereNCe doES it maKE? AnD whaT dO whAle SharKS dO at A whAle SharK confERence? ThE aQuarIUm shOUld save thIS moNey anD giVe it to tHE BrAveS to gEt soME batS.

BOB said...

The union and its players have demonstrated, time and time again since 2002, that we are committed to the fight against performance enhancing drugs.

That commitment, we believe, cannot now be fairly questioned.

Donald Fehr ...

Goodness, if the union's players weren't using them, the need for a fight would not exist within the sport ... and if the union is truly so committed, then why is a zero tolerance program not in place?

Bob McBrayer ...

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Note to fans... MLB Players Union is not a real union..... A real union would never let a few players command most of the money.... It is a union of convenience, a lot like the "company" unions that would spring up to keep outside unions at bay...

Cato said...

"I come before you as a citizen of the world."

Does anyone recognize that as a line from Obama's Tiergarten speech in Berlin yesterday?

Unamerican!

Unpatriotic!

Oh wait . . . I'm mistaken. Actually, that was the opening line in a speech by the man who was then president of the United States. That president was Ronald Reagan. (United Nations General Assembly, June 17, 1982)

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