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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Baseball's Attention-Deficit Disorder ...

I previously wrote a brief story concerning professional baseball's ban on amphetamines, or "greenies" as they are commonly called, and the resulting effects of their absence in todays' game ... as Los Angeles Angels manager Mike Scioscia has said, "There have always been things that players have used." ... along with the aforementioned use of energy drinks and stout coffees, which are among the less dangerous or creative alternatives presently available, albeit comparatively ineffective ... while doing a bit of research for "The Dirty Edge", I stumbled across yet another option that some players are now using to replace amphetamines ... "therapeutic use exemptions" ... which enables a player to skirt around MLB's ban on amphetamine use so as to obtain and use drugs such as Ritalin and Adderall under the guise of treatment for Attention-Deficit Disorder or ADD ... baseball has now been diagnosed with a new "epidemic" ... whether legitimate or not is the burning question ... By the time a baseball player reaches the big leagues, he would have been required to exhibit a higher than average level of concentration and alertness during that extremely competitive process ... however, last year (2007) 103 players -- nearly 4 times as many as in 2006 -- sought "therapeutic use exemptions" in order to licitly take controlled substances such as Ritalin and Adderall ... such an abrupt rise in those numbers could be legitimately described as "epidemic" ... taking into account the fact that ADD is not a contagious malady, a more credible explanation could be that many professional ball players are feigning a medical disorder which could subsequently allow them to legally take stimulants such as Ritalin or Adderall within the rules of MLB, thus getting around the ban on amphetamines ... At a congressional hearing centering on baseball's attempts to drudge it's way out of it's long-standing steroid scandal, Rep. John Tierney, D-Mass, submitted that the startling statistics related to professional baseball players who have recently been diagnosed with ADD suggest yet another drug problem has invaded America's pastime ... MLB Commissioner Bud Selig, along with players' union chief Don Fehr, on whose watch this fiasco occurred, insisted that they are taking full responsibility for the steroid problem and moving to implement recommendations outlined within former senator George Mitchell's stern report on the state of performance-enhancing substances in the game of baseball ... although neither Selig nor Fehr can hardly be taken seriously considering the fact that neither man seemed particularly shocked by the extremely high numbers ... however, if 103 players -- 7.6% of the league -- are suffering from Attention-Deficit Disorder, it's striking baseball at a rate nearly 75% higher than in the general population ... So far, no cases of abuse have been reported, but determining which cases might be bogus would require a thorough study of both the prescribing physicians and the thoroughness of their examination process ... Bud Selig says the league is investigating the ADD diagnoses to determine which ones are legitimate medical problems and which ones might be attempts to evade the amphetamine ban ... separating legitimate users from the abusers won't be an easy task ... estimates of ADD vary widely from a little as 4% among adults, to as much as 16% among adolescents and young adults ... a diagnostician must assess a variety of behaviors -- some of which might appear to be similar to ADD, but in reality are other conditions (the medical establishment often uses the term ADHD -- Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder -- interchangeably with ADD) ... a diagnosis of ADD requires not only the evaluation of an adult's behavior and mental state, but also a look into the individual's childhood and family background ... ADD is a genetic condition that makes it's appearance early in life ... the similarity of symptoms relating to other conditions such as bipolar disease, anxiety disorder, depression and developmental or learning differences can make ADD diagnoses very difficult and subjective ... Further complicating the issue is that playing sports can both strengthen and undermine a person's mental well-being ... intense physical activity fosters a level of focus and commitment that helps the athlete improve the functioning of the brain ... Dr. John J. Ratey, associate professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School and author of "Spark: The Revolutionary New Science of Exercise and the Brain" says athletic competition can be the best cure for ADD ... Ratey has treated numerous athletes who suddenly displayed the symptoms of ADD after being sidelined by injuries ... he prescribed medications during the down time, then weaned the athlete once he got back into action ... on the other hand, lifestyles of professional athletes which might include -- constant travel, bad food, abuse of alcohol and drugs and irregular sleep patterns -- can scramble the brain thus undoing all the positive effects of strenuous physical activity ... improper drug use often serves to only mask the real problem ... I'm reminded of former Atlanta Braves first baseman Adam LaRoche ... who didn't seem to be trying hard ... who came across as inattentive, sluggish and a little too laid-back to be a professional athlete ... who's relaxed approach ... along with a disorder that made it hard for him to concentrate ... came under scrutiny after an intensely embarrassing moment on the field during a Sunday game against the Washington Nationals in 2006 ... after scooping up a routine grounder that should have been the final out of the inning, LaRoche took his time getting to first base and was stunningly beaten to the bag by Washington's Nick Johnson, who had been hustling all the way ... this error allowed the Nationals to score 4 unearned runs on their way to an 8-1 victory over the Braves, and resulted in LaRoche being benched for the following game against the Florida Marlins the next night ... LaRoche eventually entered that game in the sixth inning as a pinch hitter, remained in the game to play first base, then wound up scoring the winning run in an 11-8 victory after leading off the seventh inning with a double, hustling all the way to second base ... in fairness to LaRoche, he was diagnosed with ADD while in high school, had suffered with the condition throughout the minors, but had not been under any type of treatment (including medication) for the disorder since trying medication back in 2004 while playing winter ball in Puerto Rico ... LaRoche discontinued taking medication at that time because of the adverse effect that it had on how he felt ... LaRoche is now with the Pittsburgh Pirates organization ... More than two years after "greenies" were banned, professional baseball still can't seem to clean up it's act ... with the steroids scandal still rippling through baseball, MLB is under particular pressure not to allow a new drug controversy to develop ... management faces a dual challenge -- preventing the use of drugs that give an unfair advantage to some players by hopping up their bodies like race cars while not denying medication and other assistance to an athlete suffering from a legitimate medical disorder -- the experts say the best way to ultimately identify both legitimate medical conditions and illicit drug use is to devise top-to-bottom systems that track a player's progress on a number of dimensions ... to know a player is to know when he might be heading off course ... still, players and owners just don't get it ... fans want clean and fair competition untarnished by steroids, amphetamines, prescription-drug abuse and anything else that puts rule-abiding players at a disadvantage ... getting rid of amphetamines from the game of baseball might turn out to have been as easy as a leisurely stroll in the park compared to the difficult challenges currently facing MLB in making the distinction between legitimate versus illicit ADD diagnoses among players ... what about integrity and morality? ... obviously both are rare commodities in the grand old game ... --sja

71 comments:

Cato said...

Hardly anyone had every heard of ADD until after Ritalin was introduced.

The strategy of the pharms is to create a drug for a little known malady and then scare everyone into thinking that they need it too.

Junk medicine + junk thought = junked up society.

journalist jimmy smith said...

journalist was going to comment but jimmy smith can no longer remember what jimmy smith was going to say.

journalist jimmy smith said...

Cox suspended for one game

with apologies to CARROLL ROGERS, DAVID O'BRIEN
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Published on: 07/22/08

Braves manager Bobby Cox was suspended by Major League Baseball for Tuesday night's game against the Florida Marlins for excessive nose picking during Sunday's game against the Washington Nationals.

"I'm not going to fight it because you aren't going to win," Cox said.

journalist jimmy smith said...

Cox's suspension will be served tonight, when the Braves play the Florida Marlins in Miami.

oh, the humanity! the team must face the marlins with one hand tied behind the back and one hand in the nose.

it is about to storm at jimmy smith's house . . . must go gather the blue werms and bring in baby seal.

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

Activist tries to superglue himself to Gordon Brown

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 10:35 PM on 22nd July 2008

During these turbulent economic times, Gordon Brown is keen for the country to stick by him.

However, this probably wasn't quite what he had in mind.

Dan Glass, of the climate change pressure group Plane Stupid, today tried to superglue himself to the Prime Minister at a Downing Street reception.

NoW, ThaT is sTupiD. WhAt if tERRorists trY thIS? WhAt iF I sUPerGLued mySelf tO KaTy T? WhAt if soMeBody suPerGlued BobbY COx?

wHo will bE tHe maNager oF reCord toNight? ChinO? MaYbe ChInO will leAd thE teaM in StreTChing beFore the gaMe.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Let the gnashing of teeth begin... This team is done....

Mister E Blogger said...

"With the game scoreless, VandenHurk got into a jam when he walked three in a row to start the fourth inning. He struck out Jeff Francoeur and Kelly Johnson, and Mark Kotsay popped out."

That is not a jam.

journalist jimmy smith said...

journalist blogging with journalist . . . worse than stinky.

breaking news for journalist from journalist.

Chipper injures left hamstring

GM says injury was not believed to be serious

By DAVID O'BRIEN
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Published on: 07/23/08

Miami — The Braves' hopes for a second-half resurgence were dealt another blow Wednesday night when Chipper Jones injured his left hamstring in a game against the Florida Marlins.

The major-league hitting leader pulled up and grabbed his leg after crossing first base on a groundout to end the fourth inning at Dolphin Stadium. Jones, 36, hobbled off the field with assistance from Braves trainer Jeff Porter.

let's hope jeff porter deosn't have to put chipper down.

and many bloggers have been thrown off other blogs in the past few days . . . maybe . . .

"Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

new bloggers needed. can log on now. requires only a few clicks in the right places and the secret word. call journalist bob for the secret word.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Yes, it is so secret that even Google cannot remember it.

Many bloggers only think they are banned. Rude and boorish behavior is usually frowned upon south of the Mason Dixon line.

Now baseball, Rumor has it that Jeff Porter's nickname is Hawkeye...

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

"It's sore right now," Chiiper said. "I don't know what the timetable's going to be. Hamstrings are a little more delicate than quads or groins."

I doN'T haVe a gRoin buT I beT it'S delIcATE.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Question for the day... If seals don't have fingers, do they still "flip" people off?

Good news... Braves cannot lose today...

I sense a turn around by the Braves, could this be 1991 all over again? Next three days could sum up the season for us...

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

Dwarf pops out of suitcase at airport counter

By Associated Press

Published on: 07/24/08

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Swedish airport staff were not amused when a team from a TV comedy show tried to check in a suitcase with a dwarf inside.

Employees at Bromma airport called police when the dwarf hopped out of the suitcase at the check-in counter.

PrOBaBly a BEEt WRitER.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Wow, was flying American Tourister class no doubt...

What happens if they lose the suitcase?

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Okay, where did everyone get off to? Do I have to start a fight or something to get things going in the joint...

A political comment maybe??

I would hate for the old barbershop to get sealed up...

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

I pick up a couple of Lewis Grizzard's books from the Goodwill today. The man was incredibly gifted and I have been laughing out loud all morning.

It is amazing with how much clarity one has with hindsight. That is except politicians. Their views are as myopic when viewing history as their vision of the future.

I have concluded the Obama is Woodrow Wilson's illegitimate child reincarnated. Scary stuff having someone run as President of the World.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

And oh by the way, do not be discouraged SJS.. Your's is a quality blog. Just interest in the Braves wane as their record tilts more towards the minus side.

I would however suggest you allow a bit more time between leads as they are good reads but running them so close together allows them be lost in the shuffle.

Perhaps a week or two would allow a few more folks to find them. Your piece on the Negro Leagues is as good as I have read anywhere.

Cato said...

"I come before you as a citizen of the world."

Does anyone recognize that as a line from Obama's Tiergarten speech in Berlin yesterday?

Unamerican!

Unpatriotic!

Oh wait . . . I'm mistaken. Actually, that was the opening line in a speech by the man who was then president of the United States. That president was Ronald Reagan. (United Nations General Assembly, June 17, 1982)

Berigan said...

Greetings once again after too long. Sorry about that fellas!
Gil's right, folks are not really interested in the braves right now. I know I find myself watching less and less games. Or at least less of particular games. If it's 4-0 in the 7th, I know they aren't coming back. Heck, a comeback from 3-0 would seem to be a minor miracle.
Lets see them trade some players away, get some young talent, bring up some guys hungry to make an impression, and people will come back.

Berigan said...

and another excellent lead SJA!

BOB said...

Getting old may be the better of the currently available alternatives but that speaks more to the alternatives than to getting old, methinks.

I see no heart in the Braves though my vision isn't what it once was ... there doesn't seem to be any expectation of coming back from any deficit ... and no lead seems secure.

Lethargic ...

The primary reason for copays in health insurance is to help provide incentive for recovery ... them boys need a mess of copays and white crowder peas.

Good to see Gil, Berigan, and Cato ... und Union Mann hast recht ... Herr Boss writes good stuff ... ivory handles, I mean pearls before pork ... it takes a bit longer to enjoy an eight course sit down black tie than a fast food drive thru ... even during peak periods.

I think it's unseemly for a national political candidate to campaign internationally ... a bit presumptive too ... well calculated and politically astute ... and if he's well received, his wife can be proud of the entire planet rather than just this country.

I see the boss said that we've been contemplating the future direction of the shop ... and so we have ... but, that's not to suggest that the original direction isn't the path down which we'll tread ... twas, tis and twill be .. a goodun!

I ain't no Gunga Din ... and were I to be, I couldn't make it any more interesting than John and Jimmy, Master Seal ... and those friends who visit ... whether it be 3 or 30 thousand ... we can't turn water into good wine but we'll find a way to feed them.

Think about it this way ... during the four games prior to today's, we scored 36 runs ... won one of those games too! The keys rest in the hands of 5 folks ... Bobby and his two right hands ... plus Frank and John.

We will do things to make this a more active site ... maybe put up some good pictures in the back room and charge admission ... we'll do something soon, that's for sure!

If "silence is the death knell for a blog" ... then I suggest we clean our boots and make some noise ... the season ain't over yet ... why the good field corn ain't even come in yet!

journalist jimmy smith said...

jimmy smith has been in cordele trading watermelon futures. jimmy smith visited lake blackshear and traded in gnat futures there. all is well. more gnats than watermelons.

and the roadside sausage store . . . hmm . . . many undesirable thoughts appear.

and speaking of undesirable . . . jimmy smith turns on the game last night and the braves are down by eight in the fourth inning.

jimmy smith lost interest soon after francoeur's at bat. swing, swing, swing, sit.

watermelon chilling right now, should be ready for lunch.

and who says the phillies are not a better team? won 10 out of 12, right? oh, the humanity!

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BrAkinG NewS! TheRE haS beeN a kangarOO attAcK at zOO AtlaNta. I aM oN thE waY thEre noW tO gatHEr deTails.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Lethargic ...

Amazing so many people can sense that... The wife said the same thing about last night's game... Personally, I think they are all a bunch of lollygaggers...

hillbilly said...

President Carter playing harmonica on stage with Shotgun Willie Nelson? Chop Seal should be all over this one. Miss Rosalynn?

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BRaKIng NewS! TusHY haS beeN trAded! MoRe neWs sOON.

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

TeX soMebudY's hORse. THe BRaveS goT TeX'S hoRse. MaY noT be exActLY riGHT buT clOSe. MoRE laTer. WhO wiLL be neXT?

journalist jimmy smith said...

"When he received news of the trade, Kotchman said that he looked forward to playing for Braves manager Bobby Cox."

"I've just seen him from the outside, how he handles players, how he's pulling for them," Kotchman said. "I'm excited. There's nothing negative out of this."

wait until kotchman shakes hands with bobby cox . . .

Rosalynn said...

Hillbillah, Ah am flattahed that yoah would think of me. Ah do not approve of Jimma's hahmonica plahin' and Ah think Willa Nelson could use a bath. That Seal boah is vera nice and Ah love readin' his collums.

Ah remain concuhned about a nickname for the new playuh, Kotchman. If the nickname is what Ah am thinkin' it will not do!

Hello out theah to Juhnalist Bob from Nashville, home of manah hahmonica playuhs. All hahmonica playuhs should be gathahed up and fohced to listen to each otha plah the hahmonica. I do not lahk the wah Jimma spits in his hahmonica, it is not sanitarah.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Com'on Koochie???

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BraKing NewS!

Minn. officers shoot bear with jar stuck on head

By Associated Press

Published on: 07/30/08

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Minnesota wildlife officials tried for six days to capture a bear that had a plastic jar stuck over its head, but ended up killing the animal after it wandered into a city during a festival.

The wild black bear — whose head got stuck inside a 2 ½ gallon clear plastic jug presumably while foraging for food — ambled into the city of Frazee, about 200 miles northwest of the Twin Cities, during the town's busy Turkey Days celebration.

AnD soMe TurKey sHOt the bEAr!

A jAR on tHE heaD woUld bE a gOOd preveNtaTive meaSure for piCkinG thE noSe. ShoULd tRy thAt in tHe dugoUt toniGht.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

And what, have Bobby shot???

Cato said...

Baby Seal has neglected to report on the story of the baby seal found on the back seat of a car in Washington State.

It was breaking news. And what do we do with news that is broken?

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BrAkiNg NewS inDeed!

Whidbey Island police find seal pup in woman's car

04:53 PM PDT on Tuesday, July 29, 2008

By ROB PIERCY / KING 5 News

COUPEVILLE, Wash. - Even in a small town like Coupeville, routine traffic stops usually don't make the news.

But you could hardly call what happened at Madrona and Broadway last Friday routine.

"One of my officers stopped a vehicle on the streets here in town for failing to stop at a stop sign," said Town Marshall David Penrod.

Penrod says when his deputy walked up to the car, something caught his eye.

"He looked in the back seat and noticed what he thought was a stuffed animal began to move around," said Penrod.

Staring up at him from behind the glass was a harbor seal pup just a few days old, scared and dehydrated.

ThIS iS nO wAy tO tReAt a SeAL! DiD thIs sEAl haVE nO wAter? No iCe? Not eVEn A SmalL FaN? SeALNappIng iS SeriOUS buSineSS. ThANks, CaTo, fOR pOintinG thIS ouT. I plAn to tAlk wiTh thE grEAt seAL of thE UniTed StAtes aboUT thiS.

journalist jimmy smith said...

"On a personal level, it's been cathartic," he said of his time with the Braves." (ohman)

now, a certain beet writer had this quote in that beet writer's article in the ajc.

question: did the beet writer know the meaning of the word cathartic?

laxative, right?

of course, "hammock bone" comes to mind. not being critical of another journalist in town, only wondering.

reading the ajc can also be cathartic. purge it all at once.

and was this a fiendish trick by an athlete with a(n) uh, vocabulary? was this devilment? or was this merely word of the day material? and who else among the braves has had a cathartic experience? chino, perhaps? after bean dip?

this controversial post by jimmy smith must not be misunderstood. call it illuminating or call it questioning. don't call it critical of another journalist. lots of journalists in town now and journalists must get along when confined in tight press boxes with cheese being consumed everywhere.

too much cheese can cause another problem.

cathartic is not normal beet writer stuff. readers are being treated to a new level of journalism not experienced here in some time.

and will the one player on the team capable of cathartic dialogue be purged from the team?

one must wait and see.

usually only a few minutes, though. like prunes. prune juice. atlanta braves.

journalist is feeling a bit cathartic just now and must leave to do something else. will check back with any bloggers who may appear here today at a later time. bloggers will appear, right? bloggers have not been purged from this blog, right?

oh, this is beginning to wander out of control, must go now.

and this from chipper, "uh, i was cathartic but now i'm on

journalist jimmy smith said...

(continued from last post)

the d.l."

oh, the humanuty! a blog first. dialogue continued into a second post! cutting edge here at the old barbershop baseball and haircut blog.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

I had a cathartic experience once... It came on immediately following the shocking experience of urinating on an electrified fence.... Hey, I didn't know it was electrified... Didn't even know there was a fence, it was dark after all....

I would not recommend this type of shock therapy to anyone... However it will make you call out the Lord's name....

Very purifying in so many ways...

journalist jimmy smith said...

jimmy smith is closing the shop tonight and a few minutes ago as jimmy smith was sweeping the floor . . . an ear! under journalist bob's chair! where did this stray ear come from? anyone hear missing an ear? oh, the humanity! that one would get past everyone on that other blog.

and mike hampton should be a position player, not a pitcher. hope hampton can run the bases without injury. unlike uh, chipper.

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BoBBy COx is a gENius! I heArd hiM hoLLer "c'mON kiD" tO SAmmoNs jUSt bEfORe he hIt a homErun.

WhO madE thaT laSt ouT? He dId noT ruN to firSt baSe. IS thiS whAt we aRE to eXpect for thE resT of thE SeasOn?

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

I am looking forward to Chucky Js' return to Atlanta... He has worked on his breaking ball but still relies on his change up. If I were Bobby Cox though, I would make sure I play my best outfielders for this game. Infielders can take the night off....

journalist jimmy smith said...

oh, the humanity, gil! the outfielders should be playing about 15 rows deep. already 4-0 and bobby has yet to go get boyer. make that 5-0. bobby must be in bobby's nose. somebody needs to tell roger to go out and talk with chuck. not even a trip to the mound and the next batter is really digging in. bobby is probably digging in, too, cause nothing is going on. wait! a walk and now roger is on the way to the mound! are those boos? boos at the ted? boos for chuck or for roger? no wonder bobby won't come out. well, this is quite a mess. and no sign of ollie or stan. oh, the humanity! a walk to the pitcher! soon to be loaded? soon to see a slam? here comes bobby! everything should be okay now.

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BrAkinG NeWS!

"3 top aquarium officials out
Two resign, one loses job in reorganization at attraction."

AnD soME niCe rEd sNappeRS aRe alSo misSing froM the tAnk.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

It all sounds pretty fishy to me Chopper...

BOB said...

"lollygaggers" ... Gil, you think they're wasting our time or theirs?.

While I don't think I've been lollygagging or lethargic ... I've been totally nonproductive for over a week ... had an Internet connection for maybe 2 hours total over the last 5 days.

Good to see Tex gone, methinks ... might be better if others were too.

I know this team's has a negative influence on me ... not sure why ... maybe more than any other during the past 63.

Strange how we know so little of the ownership ...

I remember how Walter George seemed to be a different person after he decided to hang it up and not run for reelection ...

I remember too how Coach Dodd felt the essence of Ga Tech sports was its intramural program ... though that view seemed to changed when my father-in-law beat him at Badminton ... well, it was about that time that Rankin got the Falcon franchise too.

Things change ...

But, methinks it was better when our college athletes were named Bob and John and Jimmy ... studying for the same calculus, English or chemistry test ... stayed until they were graduated or flunked out ... back when coaches got paid less than the Dean of Men.

I liked it better when fans could identify with the players and the team with the fans ... not for one season or maybe two ... but for the long haul.

We didn't have to worry much about things like effort ... most everybody gave their best and were trying hard to win ... even down by five with two outs in the ninth ... and no, we didn't depend on the 5 run homer either.

I remember a game when the Crackers came from 9 runs down in the ninth ... lost it in twelve, methinks.

Starters tried to finish what they started ... when that changed, things went down hill ... it took away the continuity ... setting up a batter in his first two times at the plate for how you will pitch to him in his third becomes rather meaningless if you're gone after six.

When the game changed from doing the best with what you have to acquiring the best ... something was lost.

Take money out of the equation ... it's a team game ... pay them all the same, with prospective incentives if you must.

As we redistribute the wealth and line the pockets of children with gold ... we must realize that it is they and not us who are the losers ... which, from my perspective, isn't sporting.

When we only care if we win or lose ... the outcome is foretold!

I don't so much care how it turns out ... but I do hope that they'll give their best ... and that those in positions of responsibility and/or authority will be held fully accountable for that which has transpired.

That is to say ... if someone isn't getting the job done ... and they are not replaced ... then it is their superior who should be replaced ... all the way up to the platinum parachuted president.

Anyone who didn't see the vast majority of these disasters begging to happen were wearing blinders ... or had conflicting vested interests, methinks.

Goodness, for those wondering, a humid 97 degrees is responsible ...

Morton pitched better than well ...

Hank said...

You boys have been stuck on 44 posts for awhile. 44 is a great number and I like to think you did that on purpose in tribute to ol' number 44. I thought I'd chime in and let you know I'm reading . . .

Oh, crap, now it's 45.

Anonymous said...

So true Hank. And if it weren't for the great Barry Bonds and performance-enhancing substances, the all-time homer record would still be stuck on 755.

Anonymous said...

Who are these boys that run this so-called blog? Are they the same reprobates that got tossed off the great AJC David O'Brien blog? Are they they same miscreants that got tossed off the wonderful Bravesandstuff chatroom? Are they even human? Who are these crackers? And when will this blog become a blog? Many questions but no bloggers.

Anonymous said...

Will there be consolation prises?

Anonymous said...

And how does a seal type?

Fartman said...

Pooooooot!

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

It is a sad day with the loss of Skip Carey...

BOB said...

I just learned of Skip Carey's passing ... sad indeed.

I never really associated Skip with baseball and then one day there he was ...

He may well have been the piece of work thought by many, but he certainly brought a lot to the table and provided us with many, many memories. His distinctive voice, personality, and caustic wit truly entertained us all, methinks.

Better to be unique than full of the milk of human kindness ... and that he was ... rest in peace.

BOB said...

Polonius suggested that it might be best to explain my "better to be unique than full of the milk of human kindness" remark from the wee hours ...

I tried to reason with him ... that is "explain" that to so do would not unto myself be true ... but, he would have none of it ... said we weren't the only shop in town and threatened to get his barbering done somewhere else ...

Well, upon admonishment from the Boss that good paying customers are rarer than a Honus Wagner T206 card ... to be "full of the milk of human kindness" has nothing to do with being kind ... it means to be just like everyone else ... one of the masses.

Something Skip was not ... but, you knew that, didn't you?!

Hitler took Poland because he wanted it and he could ... people do such things for those reasons ... can you imagine paying $1.6 million for a baseball card?!

Goodness!

journalist jimmy smith said...

yes, jimmy smith will miss skip caray. had skip caray done play-by-play in third person, skip caray might have become the best ever baseball broadcaster.

instead, skip caray will be remembered by jimmy smith as the best broadcaster that did not do play-by-play in third person.

famous third person baseball broadcaster walli umbahwa remains jimmy smith's number-one third person broadcaster. home boy.

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BraKinG NewS!
fainTinG goAts. HoW to stARtle a goAT? POp a pAper baG. MoRe oN thiS soON.

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Initially he called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren't arriving fast enough.

Hillbilly said...

A friend let me borrow this hunting DVD and guess who's the one of the stars of the show? After watching part of it, I couldn't help but wonder how much fun Jimmy Smith could have with this.

Click on the "Buckmen" link in the top-left to view the cast of characters. Every time you go back to the homepage or refresh the homepage, there will be a different clip "now playing." Be sure to watch the "Hog commander" clip to witness Chipper accidentally hitting his release trigger before coming to full-draw on a hog. No telling where that arrow ended up.

http://www.buckcommander.com/

Hillbilly said...

That's www.buckcommander.com

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Sounds a little like the dude might have already been hitting the sauce a little heavy...

And goats.... I had one that had a crush on the gas can... Randy creatures are goats...

journalist jimmy smith said...

oh, the humanity! hillbilly, that is indeed some rich material for jimmy smith. very thoughtful. as chipper would say, "uh, that ain't no cull." what did chipper say? "uh, ain't no cull?" and don't the ballplayers/buckmen look fearsome with all that grease paint? langerhans, chipper, and company. laroche. whoa, imagine the conversations around the campfire.

chipper: "uh"

laroche: "yeah"

chipper: "uh"

langerhans: "yo"

chipper: "uh"

deer: "idiots"

off season begins last day of the regular season again. should be a huntin' with no delay. is there a d.l. for huntin'?

Hillbilly said...

There's one hunt at the beginning where They're climbing down out of the tree and instead of using the ladder, Chipper bails out from about 12 feet up. Not good on those toes, I'm sure. Now we know why they're so fragile. Wreckless.

Berigan said...

Just got a new computer a few days back, and swapped ISP at the same time. Bad idea.
Thought for sure I'd have issues here...instead I see I am already signed in, and haven't even typed in my passwords!!!

Berigan said...

And still can't believe we'll never here Skip broadcast a game again!!!!

Casts a pall over an already lousy season...

baBy sEal, coLLumist said...

BrAkinG NeWS!

Georgia Aquarium shakeup continues

NeVeR shAke a fiSH tanK! WhaT arE they thINkinG?

journalist jimmy smith said...

jimmy smith has been accused of making some inappropriate posts but this gaffe from the local paper takes the pie.

from the ajc:


Wife: Caray died in backyard • Photos • Guestbook

who wants to see photos of this? definitely not in good taste. is nothing sacred? or is this merely (more) poor journalism from a poor paper?

and skip was feeding little birds. hope they were n.l. cardinals and not a.l. orioles or blue jays. and what kind of bird is a dodger? blue bird, right?

skip caray will be missed.

journalist jimmy smith said...

oh, the humanity! carnage at the ajc! everybody is leaving. only the low-salaried remain. it is good that baby seal did not go to work there when the offer was made. furman bisher, jim wooten . . . oh, the humanity! nothing left. some call this a one newspaper town but that is not a fair description. the ajc must not count as a real newspaper. good on hip hop, not much else. 3/4 newspaper town? and what will other jouranlists have to say about this? and will furman bisher now become a blogger here? can pay furman, right sja?

John S said...

Does anyone at the shop do the combover cut?

John S said...

It will be an ear-to-ear combover. Is that a problem?

journalist jimmy smith said...

this blog has more seasoned journalists than now remain at the ajc . . . and smarter, too! baby seal could go down there now and become an editor. used to cover dixie like the dew . . . now not enough copies being sold to cover the cage floors at zoo atlanta.

and journalist returns home to find the braves lost a one run game on the road today. hmmm . . . a pattern may be developing. somebody tell bobby cox. did francoeur strike out today? swinging? does anyone in baseball look at fewer pitches?

and chino cadahia is the number two man in the dugout, right? is chino a candidate to replace bobby cox?

and doughnuts . . . doughnuts never come up on this blog. unless posting about chino and remembering doughnuts never come up here which makes doughnuts come up on those occassions. hmmm....

confusing posts are normally the product of journalist bob but jimmy smith has gotten a little more confusing since blogging here with sja and jb.

and some say that this blog is a bit difficult to access. not true. only a little patience and about 15 clicks and can be posting here in no time.

and mike hampton won a game!

remember to vote tomorrow. what? what, baby seal? election was yesterday? who won?

and if the old journalist does come over to the old barbershop blog will it then become the very old barbershop blog?

and a cheese sampler would be nice if the old journalist does come here to the shop. but no hair in the cheese, please. say that fast a few times and come back for more blogging later.

journalist jimmy smith said...

breaking news!

Hunt for Lake Lanier gator continues

a local trapper has been called in.

"uh, here gator, gator . . ."

and more dialogue:

chipper: "uh"

gator: "idiot"

no animals were harmed in the making of this post.

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

Okay folks... No running off and hiding... If I am going to come all this way to get my ears lowered, I expect some kind of stimulating barbershop talk...

Not a word about all those overheated monkeys by our noted columnist? Research monkeys in Vegas... Who knew?

Gil In Mechanicsville said...

And what of young Charlie Morton? Reminds me a bit of Steve Avery.. but different... right handed...