~ TheOldBarbershop ~: How Good A Golfer Is Atlanta Braves Ace John Smoltz? ...

"TheOldBarbershop" - created along the lines of the old barbershops, same but different, where folks would gather to visit with friends - share life experiences - tall tales - or maybe discuss politics, religion, sports, news, weather, current affairs or just about anything interesting or imaginable

- "the free right to unbounded exercise of reason and freedom of opinion" - characters with character preferred ... "the only barbershop in the civilized world with such a veritable smorgasbord of divers and sundry features, all perpetrated by the most incomparable and sapient, albeit infamous, conglomeration of colorful characters ever assembled" ... with a little help from the misadventures of our friends in Washington, the Media, Major League Baseball, and the Atlanta Braves.

We thought it might be good to tell folks a bit about the old barbershop, its history and its barbers ... somehow I got elected ... that's another way of saying that the Southern Jackass is a whole bunch bigger than me!Miss Carol says I'm an old rambling wreck from Georgia Tech ... and all four are true, but I ain't no engineer! It ain't by intent that I ramble but as you'll see, it takes me four pages to write what others do in less than one ... advance sincere apologies! If you've read our story then welcome back! If not ... you don't know what you been missing ... Oh Boy! Please take a moment and find out why we call it Plato's Place!

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The Old Barbershop, circa 300 b.c. ... its first proprietor was also the founder of the Democratic Party though I understand he didn't attend this year's convention, some say it was due to gas prices but, I don't think he was invited ... nice fellow by the name of Democritus, though his shop didn't really start out having no name. Methinks you'll recognize the names of some the lead barbers during those early days: Anaxagoras, Empedocles, Parmenides, Xenophanes, and Socrates. Plato watched Socrates who taught him everything he knew about cutting hair ... turned the shop over to Plato and went fishing with Isaac Newton. Plato designed a complete set of new bowls ... of different sizes and shapes, and some high quality cutting tools too ... truly an advancement in the technology of the day ... and, man could he cut hair ... that was in about 387 b.c., based on some of his manuscripts recently sold on EBAY, that were so dated. He got so famous that the shop became known as Plato's Place, and the lead barbers that followed were famous too ... Speusippus, Xenocrates, Polemon, Crates, and Crantor ... every one a member of the Barbering School Hall of Fame. Plato's Braves

That's right, Plato's Place was a barbering school ... that's why some folks called it Plato's Academy ... he set the standard for barbershops ... they even had music for the barbers and patrons to listen to ... they talked about most anything and everything, including the Athens' Braves ... free candy and grapes too, same as us ... only different. Aristotle was a long time patron, cut a good head of hair, and made the hall too, but was never the Place's lead barber. Arcesilaus bought out Plato's Place in 265 b.c. ... remodeled and renamed it "The New Barbershop" ... ever since then, folks have referred to Plato's Place as "The Old Barbershop" ... it was before my time but folks say Plato hung a sign over the door to his Place ... "No free Hair Cuts" ... no, methinks that was something Polonius said to Laertes ... Plato's sign supposedly read "Let no one who cannot think geometrically enter". We looked for that sign all over the shop ... even under the floor and in the attic ... never did find it ... but, back in the Back Room under all the trash was a battered old sign ... so caked with dirt and crud that you couldn't even tell it was a sign ... not until we used some ST37 to clean it up ... "No Free Hair Cuts" ... it's true! we checked the county records and they show that Laertes owned the old barbershop long before we bought it. Dang! Double Dang!! Well that's a mighty valuable artifact ... and it would be neat to use it, but the Southern Jackass(SJA) thought it best that we hone our skills and get more patrons before adopting such a rule. Most folks would've been satisfied but finding that old sign really piqued my interest and I renewed the search for other treasures ... more money in finding such things than in barbering, methinks ... and besides, no folks to get mad when you snip off a piece of their ear. I finally found what I was looking for ... that's right, the ancient old sign that Plato hung up in the shop, back when it first opened ... "never give up" ... no, that's what I say, not the sign ... the sign reads "Let no unfair or unjust person enter" ... well, that's not exactly what folks thought it said ... but it was Greek to them so they didn't really know. old barber

Yes, I misuse and abuse this language I love ... sometimes even intentionally ... but, we must first laugh at outselves if we are to laugh with others ... and even were that not the case, folks usually see and hear what they expect and/or desire. Where am I headed? ... only TheShadow

The ShadowThe Shadow knows for sure, and he hasn't told me a thing ... there may be some misdirection for effect, but chances are it'll simply be me getting my bearings and changing course ... gee, haw, mush, whoa! We in the old barbershop like both Grand Opera and the Grand Ole Opry ... ain't much difference ... good barbershop too! Oops, almost forgot ... here in the new old barbershop, you have to stay alert ... else, no telling what you're liable to miss! We, especially me, like to embed hidden polls, audio, and video ... other stuff too! Them poles is pretty easy to spot ... you'll know when you see one ... just remember to toggle the pole to open and close. Whenever you see words in blue, likely as not there's an audio, video, or something else hidden behind it ... a single click is all it takes, well sometimes two. Speaking of getting your bearings and changing course ... you see where it says pages followed by them numbers in purple boxes ... I sometimes use multiple pages and this is just page one! Luckily for you, I'm the only one what does ...

Sometimes I think all great thoughts have done been thunk ... and all great deeds done been did ...Methinks it's as easy to become victimized by an overwhelming sense of irrelevance as it is by an unwarranted sense of relevance or self-importance ... I'm not sure which claims more victims, but there are a whole bunch of us that have tasted both ... that's for sure! ... Seems the old barbershop is all about history ... Our old friend the Christmas Stealer writes about it ... The "Weed's" dad teaches it ... Miss Carol studied it and we're all living it, whether or not we so realize. And, from a baseball perspective, for the last three years, come the All Star break, the Braves were it ... history. What we are, we are ... what we've been is history ... what we're going to be ... and do ... is history waiting to be written. As a result of what is, it's anticipated that changes are in store for the Braves ... we've already had some ... and more are yet to come, or so methinks ... ... and yes, for the old barbershop too! Dang, Double Dang! Oh the humanity!! ... There's nothing wrong with the Braves!! We can win it all, mostly with what we've got ... it's not a matter of money ... the talent hasn't disappeared ... it's the heart, soul, leadership and those things above the neck that may need fixing! We're still on the outside looking in ... but, close your eyes, use your ken ... there's nothing wrong with your vision, the picture's crystal clear ... No, I don't think this is going to be about baseball ... maybe, but rather what we've been ... what we are ... and what we can or will be. Mama always said ... and Daddy agreed ... first impressions are important, only in that they're hard to overcome ... and Daddy emphasized that it may take a man some time to establish his good reputation ... but only a moment to destroy it! Many of us can attest to the validity of that ... including me, Bobby Cox and the Braves methinks ... at least one or two Understood perhaps by few, and rejected by those who are victims of an unwarranted sense of self, is that we ourselves are the ones most responsible for the perceptions held of us by others ... Why all this talk about baseball and the Atlanta Braves here in the old barbershop? The answer is simple ... history! Jimmy Smith (JJS), The Southern Jackass (SJA) and I first "met" on a baseball blog sponsored by a "fishwrap" known as the "Atlanta Journal & Constitution" or the "AJC" ... yes, and young Matthew too. Miss Carol and I met long ago, back when Plato was still running the Shop, methinks I was intrigued by that blog ... well, to be honest, mostly it was this poor, befuddling Africian journalist from Uganda who seemed to be preoccupied with toes and their relevance to baseball performance. I couldn't help but feel embarrassed for him ... but, he had his tiger by the toe and wasn't about to let go, I thought. Because of my friendship with others from East Africa, I was aware of some of the many cultural differences, including their thinking and manner of self expression ... though I must admit that his were unique. While my experiences with them had never involved baseball ... soccer, a game of the feet, was a different story ... and of course, they were all into walking, running and bicycling. It did help explain his preoccupation with toes, I thought ... In spite of his awkwardness; his strange third person and lowercase manner of self expression ... for some reason I found him rather humorous and insightful. It wasn't until some time later that I found out that all that was but a sham ... there was no Jimmy Smith, Ugandan journalist ... that was just a character he made up to fool folks, like the screen masks the others wore, only different! His real name is James Jeffery Smith, born right there in Georgia, same as me ... his grandfather had brought his family over from Uganda back in 1941 as things were heating up in North Africa, settling in Cordele. All this knowledge he had about Africa came from what he was told by his daddy and granddaddy growing up ... and more recently, visits to his relatives back in Kampala. No matter what you may have heard, that's the real skinny! Regardless of the sham, or perhaps because of it, ... for better or worse, he's the real reason for my participation on the AJC's Braves' blog! Regarding the changing of perceptions held by others, Mama said "tain't easy McGee" Fibber McGee

... after the 'Fibber' ... "but, telling folks they're wrong is a knife that ain't gonna cut soft butter, much less the cake" ... Speaking of which, I can attest to that too ...

I knows that my abilities at self-expression are severely limited, and my bouts of "hoof-in-mouth" disease are infamous in some circles ... but, mine are always good intentions, at least I so rationalize, and do certainly so hope ... No, tain't easy McGee, but that's life and it's a ride that's been worth the taking, methinks ... and I'm appreciative of all who have tried to understand ... me, us and what we're about. I'm especially appreciative of the few crazies who have an understanding and appreciation of my own distorted sense of humor and what I sometimes try to seriously convey ... and all the resulting friendships ... goodness ... This isn't where I was headed ... how did I get here? ... or is it hear?

Yes, the insights, imagination and wit of James Jeffery Smith, the Ugandan journalist of Cordele (JJS) ... these are among my most favorite things. More importantly, he's my friend! Jimmy Smith

Nobody knows what Jimmy really looks like, at least until now ... he can say more with a couple of words and a picture than most of us can in two or three pages ... you'll find proof positive on the walls of the Shop and his frequent comments!

There you'll also find his ward and our favorite columnist, Baby Seal ... and his entourage of some very special friends! Like the wonderful Sarah Cannon said more often than I say "methinks" ... "Howdeeee! I'm jest so proud to be here!" with these two unbelievable talents ... and if that sounds contrived to you, then kiss my grits! No, I wouldn't wish my grits on anyone ... I don't eat 'em myself ... but, it's true, every word, give or take a lie or two!

Yes, the "Southern Jackass" was there too when I arrived ... No need to put up no picture, everybody knows what he looks like ... he's made sure of that and he's self named too ... did his best to convince folks he was what he seemed to be! Did a good job, he did ... some may wonder how it is that "SJA" received total and unequivocal acceptance from Bob, journalist ... while others did not? Have you ever pondered that? ... I'm sure some have and their conclusions would be most interesting. Could be it's because we're so much alike ... or maybe that opposites attract. I'll never tell ... but, I started calling him "The Southern Jackass, Most Honorable", almost from the beginning! I will tell you too that when he asked if I would like to help him fix this place up and maybe cut some hair, I thought he was plum crazy ... but being his friend, I couldn't rightly say no! It would have helped some had he told me that he was a master barber and the best danged wordsmith and story teller in the whole wide world! We're all unique ... it's just that the Southern Jackass and the Ugandan Journalist are so much more unique than others! It's hard to comprehend such creative genius ... but it's awfully easy to enjoy! ... For some strange reason, JJS gave me the title of "journalist" ... maybe because we took the Atlanta Journal when I was a little boy ... I thought it was a joke but it made me feel good that he did! The original Bob, journalist was far more of a character than a mask ... though that was never understood, for better or for worse, regardless of my repeated efforts to make it clear. However, my preoccupation with the importance of understanding meaning, motivation and intent rather than words was, and is, me ... like Jeffery says, what a man says is more than just a bunch of words strung together. The rumor that I psychoanalyze is ill founded too, a misconception and a joke ... indeed, it's something about which I know nothing, except that it's a big word ... but I do know the "why" is usually more important than the "what" ... as is effective use of the third eye and ear more important than the use of the other two, or is it four? Excluding those most severely victimized by an overwhelming sense of irrelevance, most of what the majority of us do is either agenda or self-interest driven. That's both good and bad depending on how well it's kept in proper perspective, or so I honestly believe ... of course I do support some agendae, oppose others ... stand up, stand up I say ... for that in which you believe ... better that than staying seated, methinks ... the King of England and taxes you know. "When you don't stand up for what you believe in ... it's much the same thing as standing up for those things you don't!" ... we didn't find no such sign but my guess is that Plato probably taught that in his barbering school. It seems to me that among those many forces deep down inside that causes the Southern Jackass to be what he is ... is a true blue, foursquare compulsion ... God didn't pass that around to everybody. For some, nay for many, friendships are a matter of convenience ... friends are but bedfellows based on agenda, and when the chips are down or adversity must be faced, those folks come up short, or at least those friendships become fractured ... not so with SJA and JJS ... They have that compulsion while most of us do not ... perhaps they do because we don't ... I believe we should, but I'm not sure it's a reasonable expectation. Compulsion or no, my friendships are not agenda based, and I treasure my friends ... all of them! I'm somehow reminded of having once been told of someone's disappointment in my liking folks who didn't like them ... 'twas the wrong thing to say! ...

In the Shop, I talk a lot about mirrors and self-portraits ... the perception that others have is one thing, how we see ourselves is another. The notion of mirrors and self-portraits ... seemed rather easy to grasp ... but, when you try to grab hold of it, things just ain't as simple as they might seem, ... ; Registration code (if you have it) ; Reglink opened in new frame? ; Name of new frame for reglink ; resolution (1-8) ; pause (value = milliseconds). ; Num. of horizontal tiles ; Num. of vertical tiles ; Num. steps for tile rotation (8 .. 32) ; Optional background image ; Red in background (0 .. 255) ; Green in background (0 .. 255) ; Blue in background (0 .. 255) ; Optional image over applet ; Over image X offset ; Over image Y offset ; Memory deallocation delay ; Task priority (1..10) ; Min. milliseconds/frame for sync Please download Java(tm). danged if some self-portraits aren't almost photographic in their reproduction while some mirrors give distorted renderings of reality. It's not enough to just use any old mirrors for reflection ... they must be of the right stuff and kind. I talk a lot about things of which I know nothing too, but if I didn't, I wouldn't have anything to say ... it's another thing that differentiates SJA and JJS from most methinks ... SJA's ability to reflect and look deep down inside ... and to be honest with himself ... is rare ... at least my experience has been that most either cannot or are unwilling to so do ... it is not just coincidence or happenstance that Polonius, a secondary character, is among the best remembered of the Bard's creations ... for his advice to his son Laertes ... "to thine own self be true" Why? Methinks it's because of recognition, not only of it's importance, but also it's rarity as an innate quality ... and for those who try, the difficulty lies within it's effecting ... I'm envious of this jackass, true blue and foursquare, who knows himself so well ... it's that for which I always strive but almost always fail ...

Most of us hear it ... then knowingly nod, hardly giving it another thought ... but, nothing much compares with it's profundity ... It's hard to find a post I've written that doesn't mention me mama. It's true that I sometimes take a little license when referring to Mama ... but, my mother is the picture I try to paint. She admonished me, it seems like 10,000 times, when I articulated and/or apologized for my weaknesses, limitations and faults ... "that's my boy you're talking about ... careful what you say"! She did far more than that when others joined in and articulated my weaknesses, limitations and faults! ... Now you have my perception of JJS and the true blue and foursquare Southern Jackass ... but after so writing and reflecting, I'm not sure that I can answer the questions ... truth is, I've forgotten what they were! However, it was rather obvious that them two were something other than how they were being perceived ... honest, consistent, of good heart, and opposed to apathy was the impression I then shared with others and I can assure you that I am now sure that they are indeed that ... that, and oh so much more! They're my friends, JJS and SJA ... so careful what you say!

Mother knew Polonius ... and agreed with him too ... though she would loan anyone in need anything she had, without expectation of it being returned, including money. Like Houseman's wisdom ... Mama's words weren't truly appreciated until long after they were received .. though they were the topic of frequent discussion ... Being true to yourself ... knowing yourself .. the individual behind the many masks ... it's a rare gift, perhaps the rarest of all .. the trick methinks, is knowing how to use it ... Knowing who and what we are ... recognizing our limitations ... shortcomings ... and weaknesses ... that's power that the majority of humanity does not possess. Unfortunately, those few so gifted frequently turn it into a liability rather than an asset. They allow the realization of their limitations ... shortcomings ... weaknesses ... and past failures or rejections to give them fear of failure rather than confidence in success as it should ... and when adversity is encountered, they see history repeating itself ... oftentimes giving up in frustration rather than defining and addressing the problems ... Those who confuse self-portraits with mirrors admire themselves and blindly go forth with total confidence, for they believe they possess all the answers, usually surrounding themselves with non-threatening, kindred spirits ... they are the truly enlightened! ... Say it ain't so Joe! ...

Back to the trick ... Thanks to Prince Albert Gore's invention ...

that which he purloined from Vinton Cerf methinks ... everyone has a potential audience of millions ... nay, billions I say ... and with such potential, folks can easily get disciples and a flock, no matter what it is they're preaching ... Polonius ... Mama ... Jesus Christ ... Buddha, and the Dalai Lama too ... they each said ... to thine own self be true! In plain talk, don't apostatize! Mama's admonishment was out of concern that I would allow critical self-evaluation to undermine my self-confidence, thus preventing me from being all that I could be ... and though I protested, methinks her concerns were probably well justified ... just think, I coulda been a contender ... I coulda been somebody! I'm still uncertain of where I was going and not really sure of where I've been ... but here we are, right back where we started again ... Yes, "TheOldBarbershop" is about history too ... we are what we are as a result of our experiences! Our views ... interests ... memories ... stories ... decisions ... beliefs, our likes and dislikes too ... all reflect our past history ... I hope others will share theirs with us ... in so doing, they'll be making history too ... TheOldBarbershop is diverse from most ... or I would so hope ... if not, you can rest assured that's it's soon going to be. "No Free Hair Cuts Here" ... well, maybe one or two, but everybody carries his weight ... our sign, all polished up and ready to be hung, is the one methinks Plato first so did, right here in the shop some 875,000 days ago, give or take a few ... "Let no unfair or unjust person enter." No, we ain't replacing no mirrors ... though we're going to watch them close ...

and if you can't think geometrically, that's okay ... the three of us can't cut hair neither, were it not for them bowls, but as you can see ... it was that or jail for Jimmy, SJA and me! It's done wonders for us too ... I've slept at the Holiday Inn Express twice, methinks SJA's becoming more famous than Chill Wills and jimmy smith is getting ready for a serious run for the Presidency! We truly love sports and our team(s) and that will always be on the agenda ... but for goodness sake, there are so many Braves' blogs already out there ... and Tigers ... and Mets ... and Yankees ... and Cards ... and Orioles too, just to name a few ... Ashu, our young barbering buddy from India loves Cricket and is a Manchester United fan too ... so have no fear, you can always talk sports here! Our vision is to feature a flow of diverse topics such as world affairs, politics, religion, tall tales, current events, true stories pertaining to actual life events and sports, including the Braves ... some topics that aren't presently being discussed on most of the other sites, and those which may not be warmly welcomed on many others ... topics such as those you might find if you walked into an old barbershop on a busy Saturday morning ... just a friendly and lighthearted atmosphere, with everyone being treated equal ... simply a place where folks feel welcome and comfortable discussing whatever might be on their minds ... a place that ultimately stands on no other foundation than that of the strength of it's characters and quality of it's content ... To this end we've added some "Special Features" and as with the Braves, more changes are yet to come and the future looks mighty bright indeed!

We've been truly blessed to add first Matthew then Miss Carol and now Ashu too ... to help with the barbering chores ... from three characters to six! There's always room for one or 100 more ... whether it be occasionally or all the time! You got a story to write, a memory to share ... or something important to say where comments won't do it justice, we'll find a barber's chair ... put your name on it, and figure out a way to git her did! It don't really have to be important ... What is important is that we share ... thoughts, ideas, memories, stories, and yes, recipes too ... if we don't, chances are, one day they'll be lost forever! Plato and them boys knew that. If we can bring a smile or two, maybe sometimes a tear ... cause somebody to pause and ponder ... and in the process make a new friend ... beats making money, now don't it?! Well, that's a bit about us ... folks that have read what I've writ know that Daddy said "you can't tell much about a man by listening to his well rehearsed and memorized spiel" ... he said that a long time ago but it's still true ... maybe more than ever before! For the few who have read this far ... you're either a glutton for punishment, a relative, or a throwback as rare and treasured as any antique, regardless of your age! The fad these days seems for everybody to network and add as many FRIENDS as possible ... we too want to add as many friends as possible ... we have no ads for you to see or click ... we're looking to make friends, real friends ... we hope you'll visit often and will take the time to leave a comment or two, if only to say hi, each and every time you do! Your comments are important to us barbers ... how else can we know if you want a Flattop, Mohawk or Mullet ... your nails polished or buffed? And besides, they make our day! While time changes most everything, our Proprietor's original greeting was truly

inspired ... and it's one thing that won't ... "Welcome to "TheOldBarbershop" ... characters with character preferred, ladies too ... please take a seat and wait your turn ... leaf through a magazine or shoot the breeze with a friend ... when it's your turn in the barber's chair, be ready to share an interesting story, a tall tale or whatever is on your mind ... tips encouraged and appreciated ... no topic off-limits ... if you can't behave, use profanity, pick fights or spit on the floor you will politely be shown the door" ... "Let no unfair or unjust person enter." That means we welcome all beliefs and points of view ... just keep it fair and keep it just ... that's a must! No free haircuts except on special occasions but the candy's always on the house! No matter the grandiloquence, regardless the form ... this is what "TheOldBarbershop" is to us ... this is where our passions lie ... it's of little significance whether we have a multitude of visitors each day ... or just a few ... as one good friend said, "to thine own self be true, to hell with the naysayers!"

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I knowed it, I knowed it ... Mark McGuire CHEATED ... good training for a hitting coach!!! Coach, what do you suggest I do? Well son, this is what worked for me!!

TheSouthernJackAss' Stall!	Issues Facing Sports	Thoughts From Centerfield	Barbers International	Miss Carol's Salon ...
Links To The Old Barbershop's Special Features
Humor, Satire, Tall Tales ... all with a kick ... from the one and only ...	Tiger Woods	Braves Making Noise, Covering MLB Rumor Mill	Our Man In India	Ask Miss Know It All Incident At Niihau
Barbershop's Cookbook	Barbershop Poles	Magic Moments	Gone - Not Forgotten	Non-Political Politics
... Favorite Family Recipes ... Grandma's Teacakes		Priceless!	Alex Lees

Friday, June 6, 2008

How Good A Golfer Is Atlanta Braves Ace John Smoltz? ...

Your golf buddy Tiger Woods has referred to you as his "personal ATM." Is that typical smack talk from him? Smoltz: Oh, yeah, He's up there with the likes of Larry Byrd and Michael Jordan when it comes to the way he dishes it out. [Laughs]But, yeah, it's both apropos and funny. How many strokes does he give you? Smoltz: Anywhere from two to three a side... Whoa, that's all? Smoltz: For me, when I'm playing the way I want to be playing, which is rare with him, that's a fair match. But, to borrow a baseball term, I have not had a good bullpen down the st

retch with him. It's all about how you finish, and he's the ultimate closer. And a pretty good starter, too. You've been both a starting pitcher and a closer, which require two very different mentalities. Which are you as a golfer? Smoltz: In a regular round, I try to make any kind of shot, no matter the risk involved. When I play in an official tournament, I'm a lot more conservative, a lot more of a starter. The hardest part is containing the beast in me that wants to pull off the shot. Any plans to trade professional baseball for professional golf? Smoltz: I have a couple of goals. One would be to make a cut, one cut, on the PGA Tour, and then to play on the Champions Tour. But I want to see if I can do some of the things that baseball has prepared me to do. I want to test my mental toughness at that level. --by Steve Beslow ASSISTANT EDITOR, GOLF MAGAZINE

14 comments:

journalist jimmy smith said...: journalist returned earlier than expected from the convention. jimmy smith thinks the incident was overplayed in the media. what is an ear doing there anyway? makes it hard to give a proper haircut. anyway, jimmy smith will be doing some remedial study at barber college for the next few weeks. must keep the certification in hand if appearing on this haircut and baseball and other subjects blog.

and now, the comb-over. how can hair over the ear be stretched to the point that it covers the entire top surface of the head? ear to ear, so to speak. jimmy smith will be looking into this at barber college.

and don't let anybody tell you that jimmy smith and baby seal are home early for any reason other than jimmy smith and baby seal wanted to beat the snow storm. baby seal, especially.

and now, dead giraffes. it is hard to believe that it has been almost a year since the passing of 23-year old betunia giraffe.

now, baseball . . . mike lum.; June 6, 2008 3:48 PM
baBy sEal, coLLumist said...: bRakiNg newS! Black Japanese watermelon sold at record price
Friday June 6, 8:44 am ET
By Tomoko A. Hosaka, Associated Press Writer
Premium black watermelon auctioned in Japan for a record $6,100

TOKYO (AP) -- A jumbo black watermelon auctioned in Japan on Friday fetched a record $6,100, making it one of the most expensive watermelons ever sold in the country.
In a society where melons are a luxury item commonly given as gifts, the watermelon's hefty price tag followed another jaw-dropping auction last month, when a pair of "Yubari" cantaloupe melons sold for a record $23,500.

jiMMy smiTh iS goIng in thE wATermElon buSineSS. I aM goIng to be hiS partnEr foCusiNg oN mElon SaLEs tO jApan. moRe lAter.; June 6, 2008 10:17 PM
flbravesgirl said...: Wow! Good luck, Jimmy & Baby Seal. I know with all your contacts in Cordele you will be a great success.

Crushing loss by the Braves tonight. I am so discouraged right now. They are a better team than this. Don't know who to be angriest with: Kelly for dropping the ball, Acosta for giving up the runs, Francoeur for leaving all those men on base?; June 7, 2008 12:12 AM
Bob, journalist said...: Maybe the wierdest thing about last night was paying $4.50 for a bottle of water ... well, $12 for a small sandwich and chips was wierd too ... and the five girls sitting in front of us, the oldest of whom might have been 15, being supplied with beer after beer by some urban cowboy in his late twenties ... until the 7th inning when security took them all away ... that was wierd too ... as was the "can you believe somebody ratted on him?" reaction from the lady sitting on our row.

However, the game had its momments too ... trying for a circus catch; turning a harmless single into triple that resulted in a run in the first ... The fleet footed McCann leading off an inning off with a bunt that resulted in an out... Blanco's failed sucicide squeeze attempt on a 2-0 count ... Escobar running on contact in stead of tagging up from third when Frenchy hit the line drive to the outfield ... then as a result, being thrown out at the plate by 30 feet with the bases loaded ... Chipper stood at second for over two minutes; in anger and disbelief, methinks.

Hot and humid night ... having having the pitcher run into the third out at second on a delayed steal attempt after the lead runner had successfully stolen third ... with Yunel at the plate ... and Kelly's error.

The handling of the pitchers ... two out in the 10th and a fast man not being able to score from second on a base hit ... and, of course, Jeff loves to try to pull the ball with the bases loaded in a close game and the bases loaded ... twice last night ... and seems like six times in the past 5 days ... 0 fer 6 with 2 DPs, methinks.

It's a team game and 'twas a team loss ... but, take there were a lot of reasons ... you can take your pick ... I personally vote for the Manager and his 3rd base coach ... but, disappointing ain't the word.

That's another one that we shoudda won but didn't ... hopefully, tonight will provide a different result.; June 7, 2008 1:26 PM
baBy sEal, coLLumist said...: weLL, the sJa iS in a horseRaCe. imaGine tHat. gooD luCk, sjA. sOundS liKe jOUrnaliSt boB saW some thiNgs wROng witH the BravEs lasT nigHt bUT whAt couLd be wRonG with tHe manaGer? boB may be tOO piCKY. oh, piCKy? maYbe thAt's whaT"S wrONg. wEll, i'm juSt a Seal bUt i kNow what's wrOng witH trYing to puLL everytHing lIke the BrAveS do. LaSt nigHt was bAd fundAmEntaLs. hey, i neVer notIced thAt funDamEntals haS the wOrD 'mental" in it. thErin maY lie tHe prOblEm. oh, i am staRting to wRitE liKe jOUrnaList boB.

tHis blOg is noT geTTing toO manY hits riGHt now but i preDict whEn sjA pRints the tEe shiRts thinGS will gEt bettER. anD conGrAtULAtIOns to chippeR jonEs on SigNing thE hiDe of cHino cAdaHia bY miStake whEn chIno waS at the douBle dIme ranCh.; June 7, 2008 4:41 PM
Bob, journalist said...: I get to go to the games maybe once a year ... it's always fun, regardless of the outcome ... but, it would have been funner had we won.

I'm not sure what I expected but whatever it was; it wasn't ... that is to say, things didn't go as expected ... or at least as hoped.

I tried to find out what went wrong last night but was told that Bobby didn't want to talk about it ... figured he was still talking about his long time "strength and conditioning coach" ... but the buzz was about Soriano ... and nobody really didn't want to talk about that either, methinks.

It's easy to blame Kelly or Yunel ... and a lot of folks did ... but, like I said, they were in good company.

I thought Reyes piched rather well tonight ... but, with the exception of Chipper's homer, there was no hint of offence ... so when we loaded the bases, tied 2-2 ... Bobby let Jo Jo hit for himself ... though "hit" is a misnomer as he's yet to have one.

Last night was one we shudda won and didn' ... while tonight was one we shudda lost and did ... fair's fair!

Of course, Big Brown pulled a Soriano too!; June 8, 2008 12:11 AM
Bob, journalist said...: Worse thing about the weekend is that the recipe I got for Molasses Puff Candy isn't to die for ... though Carol isn't so sure that eating it won't kill you!; June 8, 2008 12:18 AM
baBy sEal, coLLumist said...: i wOuld movE francOEur dowN iN the order and i wouLd cuT the pRice of hoT doGs anD coKes.

weLL, thE brAves lisTened to jimmY smitH anD chaNgeD strenGth and condItioninG coaChes. i stiLL liKe chinO thoUgh.

anD whO will geT hurT todAy? anD whO wilL faiL to geT a buNt dowN? thIS teAm neEDs a buNtinG coAch. chiNo? fLyinG doWn the liNe. uGly.

i liKe baSeball bUt i aM noT an amEricaN leaGue seaL. thE seNior ciRcuiT suiTS me beSt anD tHey have thE beSt hoT dogS.; June 8, 2008 10:07 AM
Bob, journalist said...: It's been a privilege to share perspectives with many good baseball fans over the years ... some closely connected with the sport ... most reasonably knowledgeable ... some without a clue.

As we left last night's game, it was truly uplifting to be greeted by an energetic old black fellow ... a bit younger than me, I'd guess ... with a big smile on his face ... who shook my hand as he exclaimed "we'll get 'em tomorrow!"

It was the highlight of my two days at "The Ted" ... that and seeing Carol enjoy it so much!

One thing that struck me was the extent of the orchestration ... like the live TV shows I attended 50 years ago with cue cards telling the audience when to laugh and applaud ... frequently, the screen would show ... MAKE NOISE ... and like the sheep we were, we did, right on cue.

Somehow, it was better, back when it was spontaneous ... of course, there were a few embarrassing times back then when I was the only one cheering or applauding.; June 8, 2008 11:44 PM
Bob, journalist said...: Boss, I'm tired ... but it was indeed worthwhile ... got a watermelon, some cantaloupe, sorghum syrup and Lady Peas as a bonus.; June 9, 2008 3:30 AM
journalist jimmy smith said...: a small fortune in melons . . .

and now, when will bobby cox gain control of this team? c'mon, kid.

and baseball injuries are the hardest to explain. and mccann and chipper sitting out the same game makes for no offense. funny how it works out that way.

and, in oakland, joey devine has an injured elbow. soon, blayne boyer will join devine as a pitcher misused by the current manager of the atlanta braves.

and little jeff francoeur is being taken advantage of by these major league pitchers. needs a session with mccann's daddy. patience. patience may equal production.; June 9, 2008 8:13 AM
Berigan said...: Bob, I am sorry the Braves didn't win at least one game for you guys! :( But, it sounds like you and Carol were able to have some fun, more than one can watching them lose on TV! That heat, how'd you stand it??? I didn't go out much the last few days....; June 9, 2008 11:36 AM
baBy sEal, coLLumist said...: tomatoE warninG! bloGGers arE advisEd not tO eaT tomatoes aT thiS time! moRe lateR.; June 9, 2008 1:21 PM
Bob, journalist said...: Berigen ... standin' the heat is an old trick learned from the Indians ... that is to say, let others do it ... only Yankees standin the heat ... we sit in the shade.

It was hot ... and muggy ... a little breeze on Friday night ... actually a few minutes of light rain too.; June 9, 2008 2:16 PM